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NOT DURING DEADLINE!
All right. Get ready to pull the plug. Come on, baby. Say something.
Okay. Okay.
Wa-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-chi!
Because of the fast response, the toxic chemicals were cleaned up without incident.
Oh, you're done now. Great.
(GASPlNG)
MAN: WeIcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00 with Susan Ortega,
(HlGH-PlTCHED) l'm sorry. l'm seem to have something stuck in my. . .
I'm free on the seventh at 7:00.
The scene nearly turned violent
Pov du bist mkgler
All right, kids. Everybody inside. Time to go inside.
Okay.
Sometimes anticipation Can heighten the -pleasure-.
When you Laugh at gandhi
He said he wanted me to have a day of beauty and luxurious serenity.
l'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness No. . .
Hola, Juan Valdéz.
Oh, all right. Okay, okay, okay. Bye, Debbie!
So, how are you and Grace doing?
Are you ready, are you ready Yes, l am
Live? That's great! Yeah ! lt's happening, hon.
Congratulations, Evan. Thanks, Susan. l'm thrilled and honored.
Oh, God. Oh.
(BRUCE CHUCKLES)
Talk, honey. Talk. What's going on?
Honey, last night was just. . . Heavenly? l know. l know.
(GUNSHOT) lf that was God, then l'm Clint Eastwood.
And then Karl said
Did you guys already play the spots? lt's a nice story, Bruce,
We're doing it doggy style.
Bye. Have fun.
The anchor position is yours. l turned down the job.
and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Show must go on, right?
(FARTlNG)
Scientists say the tsunami may have been caused
He's far too busy giving Evan everything he wants.
MAN 1 : Sabres! Sabres rule!
Say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but I say no! Is big, chocolate sprinkle!
There's no story here. This pond is all fished out.
Thank you for the Grand Canyon,
For the love of God, what is it now? The whole booth is down.
The seventh at seven
all sprinkled with the love and support of our good families.
Hack on HACK ON!!!
(MAN SCREAMlNG)
What'd you wish when you... GRACE: Oh, Sam, don't! Come on !
What happened to you? You seem so. . .
(LAUGHlNG SQUEAKlLY)
Wow. Rub that in my face, why don't you? Ninety seconds!
We're going live to H. S. B. C. Arena,
You keep looking up.
by making Buffalo's largest cookie, and you have to wear this.
Grace.
The
with a side order of guilt, please!
You've had my powers for a little over a week now.
Are you ready to go back out there?
to that wacky Bruce Nolan out at Niagara Falls.
GIRL: Seeing him smiIe would make me so happy.
ln a way, l brought you here to offer you a job.
I'm free on the 7th at 7:00!
No se mucho de blasfemias, pero la última no me hizo reir
(CHATTERlNG)
Hey, you forgot your things.
(PlANO PLAYlNG SOFTLY)
Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Bruce Nolan. l'm Bruce No-lan !
l've got the power
Dear God, please help Bruce. He seems to be struggling.
BRUCE: And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Susan? Bruce Nolan is standing by at Niagara Falls,
Other stories in the. . .
This should certainly spice things up a bit.
known for their sinfully sweet, cream-filled Polski Pierogis,
The seventh at 7!
All right. l'll tell you what. Today is the 1 56th anniversary of the Maid of the Mist.
No. lt's God's fault. l gave him the wrong coordinates.
Pleasurable. Oh, God !
Trying to make his way
No, Bruce. Come on. What about all the signs?
One million and five hundred forty seven thousand
GRACE: Thank God you're all right.
EMBIID
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You know that everything happens for a reason.
Yo, brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley.
But what if l need you. What if l have questions?
(GRUNTS)
This is amazing. Speaking of amazing. Excuse me.
Then what?
l'm gonna need a frigging miracle to get to work on time.
yo
Sure, hon. Just a sec.
but before we go live to Bruce, we have an announcement to make.
Please. They are definitely bigger. l mean, look. They feel huge.
And l feel it in the icy dawn
Everything You've Ever Said , Done, Or Thought About
Hey. Check it out. Check it out. Hey. Check it out.
Oh, God. l swear l wanted to be mad at you forever.
Ah, Bruce! He's the favorite.
(GASPS) Having fun?
To get my job back.
Grace! Grace, come here!
Did that spider just come out your crack man?
who's filling in for jenni webb? shout shift.