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That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
l shall absolve you and continue along the path of righteousness.
Oh. There we go. Sorry about that.
HOLA! JUAN VALDEZ!
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
Well, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Thanks. Jack, can l talk to you a second?
Possibly, the biggest breaking news story this town has ever seen.
You're a God and I am not
Just. . . Debbie won the lottery. Oh, yeah? You're kidding.
lt's just this whole anchor thing opening up has got me nuts.
Not as easy as it looks, is it, son? This God business.
Let's do it.
so we'll have something to put on the air today?
Congratulations.
Say something to that. Say something.
l'm sorry.
lt's locked, and the keys are inside!
Mystery Case Files Dire Grove Sacred Grove
GIRL: Now I Iay me down to sleep.
What do you think?
(GROANlNG)
Dear God, bless Bruce.
You bunch of Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!!
Channel 5 News.
We're about to uncork some champagne
(NEVER, NEVER GONNA GlVE YOU UP PLAYlNG)
You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
l've got the power
People want me to do everything for them.
This is nice.
with a magnifying glass, and l'm the ant.
MEME CLAP ON
(MOANlNG)
He gets the stories. He gets on sweeps. Maybe l should be more like Evan.
l'm kidding with you, and you. . .
l've seen your outtakes. Jack, you will not regret this.
Imploding! Imploding..Imploding!
Buenos días. Buenos días.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
What a bunch of whiners
But l know l love you
MAN: Got a rhythm.
And it's. . . Sorry. You're like this.
One of you might need a ride home.
This is Bruce Nolan here at Buffalo's First-Annual Be the Miracle Blood Drive.
Everything You've Ever Said Or Done Or Thought About
I mean, I woke up this morning
But why?
in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
Just need to be god for a day now
Shshshd
What? Yeah, a big boat.
Getting, getting getting kind of heavy
Yeah I’m drunk. Drunk on power
We've got a situation here. They're rioting right outside the station.
Feeling pretty vulnerable too.
(BRUCE GASPlNG)
GirI, I just can't live without you
No, it's not loud. Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?
Cut the feed. Go to black.
GRACE: He said he wanted me to have a day of beauty and luxurious serenity.
Oh. . . Oh, boy.
THIS SHOULD CERTAINLY SPICE THINGS UP A BIT!
Hey. Let's go, man. Come on. Let's go.
Oh, no! Sam, this has got to stop.
l'm l. B. -positive.
She was too afraid to freeze her big fat ass off!!
Have you completely lost your mind?
l don't know what l would have done.
Come on. Let's go back inside and have a shit.
A single mom who's working two jobs
Really something, isn't it?
There's an anti-Bruce barrier I can't get past
No. No. No.
Kind of bright, though. Yeah. lt is for most people.
He sends you all day to a beauty spa.
Thanks, Bruce.
l've never seen the moon that big ! Yeah.
and l felt like my boobs were bigger.
Bruce. Bruce. Bruce.
(DOOR SLAMMlNG)
Help me out here.
Hello? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Do you like jazz, Evan?
Are you ready?
Pleasure Pleasure Pleasure
right there in that file cabinet.
Find Grace, then Bruce.
Jewel Quest Mysteries Trail Of The Midnight Heart
No, sirree. Moments later, he busted a local news camera crew
five hundred and three prayer requests?
And l just thought that you would know
You know where he's taking me to dinner tonight?
Was that tonight? That's great, isn't it?
No. No. l'm having a breakdown, that's what it is.
Thank you, Susan. l'm sorry.
PLEasureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My will be done!
Yo brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley.
No. He's ignoring me completely.
like Wal-ter Cron-kite.
I'm free on the 7th at 7.
But what they don't realize is they have the power.
with all the folks down here at the blood drive, reminding you to. . .
Right there! Thank you.
when hundreds of disgruntled Buffalo residents
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
yes me mom's more wrinkled then raelene snell! and she's got part spot disteria and she's 999 years old! snok snok yes dear with her granny coven and her walker she gets her NDIS feet in because she has ex-aspergers and she kicked in at rocky bay.
Hi, baby.
l don't wanna make you feel bad, but they're laughing at you.
(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)
You got it.
Now, l'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.
The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today.
Did that spider just come out your crack man?