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Jesus. Right now!
Okay, cut it. Thank you, Bruce. Thanks, Ally.
But l guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $1 7.
(EXCLAlMS)
she's stuck with snow night hallucinations! she can't see backwards because of the blinding lights in the laundrette the lazers damaged her hearing! she's very ill. oh i hope she gets more infected with phantasmagoria so i can play her!
i'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh
Oh, no! Sam, this has got to...
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
Shit!
This isn't happening. Not now. Not during sweeps week.
She'll take me back, right? Would you take you back?
A IittIe more bite and a IittIe more bark
Pretty standard stuff anyway. l don't know.
Order today and we'll throw in at no extra charge the video Sweatin' To Bruce.
Good work. l'm impressed.
Let all prayers be organized into files.
l mean, l'm ready for this. l just don't know if l would. . .
Hold that thought, Hazel!
Well, it was nice to meet you, God.
Oh, yeah. The glass is half full.
time to take your granny raelene to the old folks home boingkids! ok bye granny snell (dumps wheelchair) happy retirement granny snell!
And in other. . .
Oh, no!
Good grief. ls that what l'm driving?
Pleasurable
You're the guy that went crazy? l had a bad moment.
That's the spark.
all strangely from the BuffaIo area.
Most of the time for you.
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her
l am a reasonable, sane human being with a .44 Magnum,
You're done, Sam! You're grounded for peeing too much! I haven't peeing too much.
(GOD CLAPPlNG)
ln other news. . . Bloody hell !
I’m not commissioner. I’m Bruce Nolan.
Oh, l see where this is going.
You know what would've been a little more impressive, though?
lt's tomato. l made it myself.
Job? What job? My job.
And I Felt Like My Boobs Were Bigger.
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord. . . Hey, if you can't do it, man, that's cool.
Hello? Another hugantic, ginormic waste of my life.
BOTH: lt's good !
(CRUNCHlNG)
Okay, God. You want me to talk to you?
Oh, come on. This is fun. Right? lsn't this fun?
EMBIIIIIID!
Organization and management is what l need.
You didn't get enough, Mr. Hero? He wants some more.
I'm free on the seventh at 7!
Fitch Vinci
(SCREECHlNG)
Smite me, O mighty smiter!
I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!
To a meteor crashing to earth. . .
(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG) God gave me everything I want
and, finally, the love of our families, which provides the warm, chewy center,
lt's a B-E-A-utiful day, so come on down here.
Now you and Evan get the live feeds.
l'm not okay with a mediocre job! l'm not okay with a mediocre apartment.
And then maybe two big bags of cash. Then. . . Then l'll be happy.
Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
(GASPS) l've got the power
How's that? Great.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Channel 7, right?
ANSWER ME!!!
Dinner Dinner
Answer me!
l'm pushing 40, and what have l got to show for it?
I work in back, i see no smiles
its dedicated and hardworking citizens the key ingredient,
'Cause you're a god and I am not
Will you stop being such a martyr?
(MOANlNG)
Grace. You want her back?
No matter how filthy something gets, you can always clean it right up.
That’s the way the cookie crumbles!
by what they're describing as unusual lunar activity.
with a few nuts thrown in,
No, Sam ! Bad dog !
Bruce?
Ooh, baby.
Thank you, W. K. B. W. !
Lord, feed the hungry.
l'm sorry. We seem to be having some technical difficulties.
Okay.
(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)
Great choice, Jack. This is the Cadillac of bolognas.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
l want her to meet someone
Oh ! Grace, don't do this! l'm not doing this.
Kindergarten teacherS