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Just say the word, and I'II throw a Iasso around it and pull it down.
Oh.
l be positive, they ain't touching me with no needle. lt's just so. . .
Well, actually, we had a bit of a fight.
Uh-uh.
That, however, merely a formality at this point,
Okay. How many fingers am l holding up? Now, Bruce.
Now you're just showing off.
l didn't say hole. lf l said ass. . . Wait! Wait!
Please, l don't wanna do this anymore.
Aaaand Good Luck
I’m the Alpha, lady! I’m the Omega, baby!
If somebody else Is in love with you
They cater to tourists, honeymooners. . . And people insanely thirsty.
Home
l'll see you on Channel 5, where they do the real news.
redação zuva conteúdos
Two extra fingers freaked me out a little bit.
(PHONE RINGING)
l'm Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness News. MAN: And cut it.
visited Washington today,
but it's gonna burst out of me like an alien if l don't do it now.
Okay, l had to have made some kind of a dent by now.
Surely l say unto you dudes, l do not wish to fight.
Yes, we did it! We did it!
and get in touch with my true self.
BRUCE ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, this is Bruce, Grace and Sam. Leave a message.
Bruce, you promised you would help with this album.
lt's not important, right? lt's not important.
How most rappers and producers promote their music
They've owned this shop for 30 years, and they are attempting to set a record
Oooh my favey
BRUCE: l hear all that stuff winds up in a warehouse somewhere.
when the mayor. . .
(BRUCE CHUCKLING)
l have a rarey. . . Oh !
Please help me let him go.
and yes to an education, that's a miracle.
go home smelling to high heaven at the end of the day.
But since when does anyone have a clue about what they want?
(A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION REMlX PLAYlNG)
Love, love, love, love, love.
Some can.
Let's go over here, where the Kowolskis have baked a very special cookie
When someone tries to use "snowflake" as an insult.
Smite me, Almighty Smiter!
Yeah.
Apollo XIII
(SlZZLlNG)
And you keep ignoring them, they're gonna build up on you like that.
He didn't mind rolling up his sleeves, either, son.
Where you going? l'm taking a vacation.
Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Martin, don't. . . Don't eat that. Don't eat that.
What is these?
Why did you throw the blue Heart of the Ocean jewel
Move. Come on. Come on. Come on. Talk, Bruce, damn it!
State officiaIs have suspended all lottery sales pending further investigation.
l have no bird. l have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush.
Where? Through the drywall and concrete?
They're laughing at you.
A little less fight and a little more spark
Every man wouId be as free as a bird
You know what? Fine. Never better.
No, Sam ! Bad dog !
Driving your Hemi in the city Is like......
Yeah, l know.
What are you. . . Thank you.
What's the point?
Oh
The previous Buffalo record was eight feet, seven inches,
Some people are drenched, freezing to death on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat,
Whoa.
l am great
This is some voodoo shit, man. Let's go!
(SCREAMlNG)
Okay, l had to have made some kind of a dent by now.
Then talk back. Tell me what's going on.
yes dear snok snok me dad's got y.coli and he's 9883777 years old! yes snok snok dear at the old scratched up grandpas juthers retirement club! yes fnok fnok funk off me! and he's got yanked yeast colitis dermas! yes snok snok dear snuook snuook dear yes granna twisted panties knot wrinkle out cankle formats!
l'm undoing it. l'll be at Debbie's.
But what are we really looking at here?
ansioso, eu?
Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?
The lottery sucks! l only won 1 7 bucks!
(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG)
Never again, no
Oh, geez!
Hey. How was that? That was great.
Hope l can find the words to say
And l'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news.
Perfect. Perfect.