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As everyone knows, after 33 years, our beloved Pete Fineman is retiring.
Go to black. l'm on it.
and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice,
Are you spying on me?
Come on. TeII me. MARY: lf l told you, it might not come true.
Yeah, l could do that. Sounds like fun.
l mean, do they look bigger to you? Uh, what? Your. . . No.
You gonna pick that up? Yeah. l'm sorry. lt's. . . l'm losing it.
And l got to go.
if l'm talking about a donkey.
How did you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash.
every dog has his day.
The White House reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister,
Jack practically came out and told me. Practically?
(MlMlCKlNG SNOOP DOGGY DOGG) Bow-wow-wow Yippee-yo, yippee-yay.
All right. Fine. Do with it what you will. l don't care.
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away.
Oh ! Oh, no!
(WOMAN SINGING) Everything so confusing
yes dear me mom's a distrilliphia duckoopdistilledwaterriachya snow box wolf mountain cub seal and she goes honk honk woo woo woo and she's got trible blackmirror2isteria! and she crumped her factoids up to emelphantalistijaynetits on starting on a 0 year old borgogno! yes she's quite bowpabohpaoooooooooooooompery!
Me letting my love annoy people
Cue the cheesy inspirational music!
Just can't get it out of my head.
(CHUCKLES ANGRlLY)
You're the one who should be fired !
(CHlLDREN CHEERlNG) Boom !
But for your own protection, l cannot discuss it at this time.
You Think You Can Do It Better
We really shouldn't waste it.
WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Are you serious?
with the man that they've loved for five years.
And I felt like my boobs were bigger.
Need some coffee?
(GLASS SHATTERlNG)
Are you ready for a miracle? lt's ready to set you free
'cause l wouldn't want any stray hairs
lt's 70 and sunny, and the perfect day to forgive Bruce.
Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill.
l miss you.
What's the matter? Nothing.
(LAUGHlNG)
Oh.
l mean, this is his last week.
Oh, no.
Well, the Buffalo Sabres lost again last night at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
l lika do the cha-cha.
Sounds delicious.
Creator of the heavens and the earth, alpha and omega.
that drawer is being fed through the wall from the other side.
while others are in a comfy news studio, sucking up all the glory.
(WOMAN SINGING) Do you ever feel
B-E-A-utiful.
God gave me everything I want, now, come on
That won't work.
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
l just figured l'd get your attention.
Yeah. Get the backboard and brace.
There's freedom in it. Some of the happiest people in the world
Is there someone less talented than you reaping all the benefits?
That's great, honey. That's great. l know. l know.
My secret is that l let the jalapeños marinate in a spicy sauce
Hey, that's a pretty good idea.
Yeah, you'd better keep walking.
ln other. . .
just for this occasion.
l really didn't come to chat, okay, Bruce? l came for Grace's stuff.
Talk Travis Damn it!
Now you are just showing off
This is full. You did all this?
Bruce, you have a divine spark.
That's what that stands for!
You can clear everything up in five minutes if you want to, right?
l'm dead? Nah, l'm just messing with you.
All right. That's it! That's it!
My
lt's good. lt's good.
(BLABBERlNG LOUDLY)
l got anchor.
You're lucky to be alive, son. Someone up there must like you.
Come on. What are you doing?
Come back with my bubble gum machine!
Now, that's fresh mountain-grown coffee from the hills of Colombia.
No.
l hear their layouts can be quite tasteful. Give that to me right now!
Oh, that's great, Sam, but you missed your target. l'm over here!
Yes, you can! That’s the beauty of it!
l don't wanna hurt you, but l will, out of instinct.
(STAMMERlNG)
This is your big night.
l get it. Okay.
She just gave blood, and she still has enough left to fill up her face.
But it's just noise. l can't understand them.
Vol. Vol. You need a tissue or something?
Find out tonight after the game.
jackson stop being a bowpabowppwwooisitese! ok mom i'll stop being a bowpabohpaomp bowpbohmp hieiei hess baump bawa boupmpp baoouppw bowpich gh oeoeoeoeo glyoooter bowpabohpaonkabra!
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Hello?
AII this conversation ain't satisfactioning me
Yeah, l didn't see her in there.
You must be Bruce. l've been expecting you.
(GlBBERlNG)
Lufyeah
(GASPlNG)