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l call them tu-daisies.
God bless.
LUAN LOUD
(MAN SINGING) I don't know much
Oh, darn. All this horsepower and no room to gallop. Ik heb dit elke dag
Moving on ! So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Hi. Can l get a small coffee to go?
Besides, they stockpile this stuff in a warehouse somewhere.
How do you feel now?
Five seconds to the open. This is it.
l want her to be happy.
Yeah ! Why don't you get me a boat, Bruce.
Put your wish in there. Look at that. Looks like a big wish.
God, l swear that kid is gonna poop an ornament.
Files.
and good luck with the apocalypse.
And the cookie is 1 0 feet, four inches.
You take hardworking citizens, add some caregivers, maybe a few nuts,
Oh, my gosh. Grace, he's gonna propose.
Grace might notice. l know. Prayer Post-lts!
ln other news. . .
Love me. Love me.
Stop it. No. Really?
because the Sabres have won their first championship in 22 years!
So that's what this is all about?
l'm gonna be straight with you. We want you back, Bruce.
(THE POWER PLAYlNG)
Okay, l screwed up. Can l make it up to you?
l got sweeps, and l'm live.
How many people have you helped?
Hey, there he is, the man of the hour!
outside of a canine training center in Buffalo, New York.
Did that spider just come out your crack man?
Come on ! Look! What is that? What is that?
You look beautiful. lrene's mother rode on the maiden voyage.
Welcome to the revelation superhighway.
You know, l might even send this in to Playboy.
Now, this last entry was a little disturbing.
And he saw that it was goooood
The Sabres just won the Stanley Cup. You're kidding me!
That was just Buffalo between 57th Street and Commonwealth.
ls this heaven?
(CREW LAUGHlNG)
MAN 2: Repent! The end is near! Repent!
l did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks.
You know what Grace does?
Oh.
(lMlTATlNG TRUMPET)
l'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News,
Let there be light.
Cap and gown!
So we clean up, make big cookie
This looks promising.
Fine! The gloves are off, pal !
The ninth at 9:00
You want me and the homies to apologize, right?
when great opportunities are given to them instead of me.
Sweetheart, l know you're mad. lt's understandable.
and the ends of your hair...
Spend their lives in the dark trying to hide from me.
Oh, a little place called the winner's circle. l'm at the falls doing a live report.
l had you going, Jackie. Don't even worry about it, old friend.
My instinct tells me there's something more.
Oh, my gosh.
l don't know if you've lost it all up in here or what, but check this out, homie.
All right. l got a pulse. All right. Let's set him up.
Oh, l need your guidance, Lord. Please send me a sign.
Well, l admire your candor. Let's try that again, shall we?
Mind if l take a look? lt's your life.
You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.
l am Bruce Almighty!
Apparently, it wasn't working out with Evan,
Heigh-ho, Silver, away!
A potential scandal with the Buffalo P. D. surfaced today,
No matter what that means.
Not during an energy crisis!
(WOMAN SINGING) Are you ready for a miracle?
I mean, do they look bigger to you?
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
(CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYlNG)
(SlNGlNG) Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh?
An unusually high number of lottery winners has New York officiaIs concerned.
Hey!
Just the man l wanna see. Hey.
Well, they need my blood. l have a very rare blood type.
Oh. Oh, my God, look at you.
ln international news, Japanese relief workers are staging a desperate effort
But l want you to understand it was not my decision to let you go.
Am l. . .
Prayers, prayers. Okay, prayers. Oh !
Love meeeee!
Look, would it help if l just said that l was a complete ass?
l just came to tell you that l've been a royal prick.
l'd rather take the elevator. Out of order.
ls big chocolate sprinkle. But he shut store down.