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MAN 2: Channel 7 fries!
Yeah, you were putting up a really big fight.
(CLEARlNG THROAT)
Oh, Zoe-Baboey! Did you have a good time with Aunt Crazy today?
There are only two rules. You can't tell anybody you're God.
What am l gonna do with you?
See you around, kid.
Wow. Those are amazing. What are these?
lt's okay. We're back up.
Bedroom? Five minutes.
while you were safe, floating on the door?
l surrender! l surrender! l surrender.
Thanks, pal.
That's just not true. Where did you hear that?
(BEEPlNG)
This is just our life. We can always just have some kid do it for us.
ls that supposed to be funny?
l'm the alpha, lady! l'm the omega, baby!
She has a rarey. Okay.
Yeah, l got to go.
MAN 1 : Hey, we got a body! MAN 2: Over here!
What a bunch of whiners. This is gonna suck up my whole life.
Oh, it's amazing. You've become Mom.
And l won't forget you when l go national. Uh, can you. . .
ALL: Be the miracle. That's right.
One more time, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
Yeah? That was really great.
Yeah? See how nice this is? Baby on the hip?
David's bday be like
The body of Jimmy Hoffa was uncovered in a field today
God, why do you hate me?
EMBIIIIID
Duh.
Sweetie? Time to get up.
Yes to all !
Sorry. Don't know you.
What? That's good.
The Seventh at Seven
mom stop being a blauper! ok son i'll stop being a bowoouppmop bomps boups bowploons bauwksk bawk orooginiitisi ortillophoibia yackled derridge kumper vunter!
GIRL: PIease bIess my mommy, my daddy and especially my little sister.
Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?
That's interesting, 'cause, you know, l never thought we would ever talk.
We have a special on soup today. No. That's fine. Thank you.
We'll be back with the Sabres' Stanley Cup victory in just a hot second.
How do you know my father, and how did you get my pager number?
Okay. Well, honey, l just don't. . .
And we'd sing
Forget something?
Oh, look. lt's the hero. What's up, homie?
(MOANlNG)
The seventh at 7:00.
Know what? Forget it.
Oh, baby
Coffee? Yeah. Uh, coffee. Yeah.
nabubblesclydrophobia and rytinuuuuruueryanne's ryamm ryann's disease and she keeps dislocationing her lumpoids's bawps and she's 6668 years old jo yes i trained her up from being snowy! and she's got snoozysnooaphobia because lou's afraid of a sneaky snooze with her and she settles into distoids at -0 years old grandma baby taught her well!
(BRUCE SINGING) What if God was one of us
How did you know about that? Did you talk to Debbie?
Hoffa? What are the odds of that? What are the odds of that?
Good boy.
Are you ready? Ready
Bathroom. House. House. Bathroom. Bathroom. House.
MAN: Bruce?
(SUSAN MOANlNG)
l took care of a few things.
Let's see.
lt's okay.
Doompah. Oh, geez.
QSF
12 minutes.. I’ll hold you to it.
Percy’s Chocolate Crunch & Other Thomas Adventures (2003 VHS)
Okay, Sammy, let's do it right, like all the other dogs.
Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
Oh. Okay, honey. Good luck. l love you.
B-E-A-utiful.
You know, l was gonna. . .
She kissed me. l didn't. . . l'm the kissee.
You ready? Born that way.
lt's mayhem. l don't know what to do.
Here we have a shot of South-East Saskatchewan today
And you can't mess with free will.
SUSAN: Hi, Bruce.
I’m VP PETERMANN…and THATS the way the cookie crumbles.
Do you like Jazz Iowa State?
You know what l do every night before l go to bed?
Now, come on. What do you really care about?
What in the blue blazes. . .
So as soon as you apologize and make a full reckoning of your transgressions,
Do you like jazz, Evan? Yeah.
righto draco draco toufs. you're the stinks puss riht? righte. stinks pueioiss piidxjns stoesuss.
Me when Lee cuts a clutch of eggs Spieds Spieds Spieds
(BlRDS CHATTERlNG)
What the. . .
First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber. . .
Okay. Now, remember. lt's their 1 56th-year anniversary.
Well, they need my blood. l have a very rare blood type.
LUAN LOUD
but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm !
Yeah. Really. Come on. You do the math.
If I ruIed the worId
See. That's. . . That's what l'm talking about.
Do you mind giving me a hand with this floor?
We have a new record !
Well, man from health department
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Okay.
and live to talk about it, son.
Okay.
Forever and ever yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's watch it one more time. Oh, no.
Go ahead. Take your best shot. Actually, l. . .