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Who are you?
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE
l'll see you through
(BLABBERlNG GlBBERlSH)
What are you doing here? Just looking for a story.
ls it just a big cookie, or does this cookie represent the pride of Buffalo,
and over here we have contestant number 4... well i'll just wear a toupeè on national tv!
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
That's what l get for trying to help someone.
What is wrong with you? Stop yelling !
Yeah? Yeah. Good.
Get the camera! Now!
Okay. Put your wish in there. Me too.
That'll be on the seventh floor. Stairs are right over there.
DISFRUTA UN BUEN CAFÉ, MI SEÑOR DIOS.
THE GAME AWARDS SUCKS I ONLY WON 7 BUCKS
l myself, will have given blood twice this week.
Do l look blind to you? Do l look blind to you?
'Cause you're a God and I am not
You install the Clapper? No, but catchy jingle, isn't it?
lt is good to see what someone with talent can do,
That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
over the railing of the Titanic?
Oh, don't look at me, Walter.
I'm not much for blaspheming but that last one made me laugh
Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
l can be an asshole. No, Bruce. You can't.
But l don't wanna love him anymore.
(SlGHS)
(PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
Hey! Hey! Look what the cat coughed up!
JACK: Hi, Susan.
me mom's got selectamahhat datammg and she's only sick with voouoohooules in bohouoowepering! at 12 years old as a very fat baby! and she might have owmyohohopiiipiaperroniahhhaearah with sheiaheeloeela boupsa and she's got rowps yes she'll thump you up the thothumpupthebumthroughson!
(LAUGHS)
So come on down, or we'll just keep beeping you.
.
you're watching robots on blue sky studios You're watching Rio on Blue Sky Studios
You know what? Nothing can bother me today. Nothing.
You’re on fire, Mike.
A teenager who says no to drugs
I mean, do they look bigger to you?
Wow, it is kind of loud in here, isn't it?
l lost 47 pounds on the Krispy Kreme diet.
BANKRUPT
l was gonna give Grace a call.
What? What'd you say, ése?
The copy's good. Just read it.
Okay. That is a good one. That is a good one.
Pardon me. Bastard. Baxter, rather.
lf this cookie beats Gladys's, it will prove once and for all
(CREW LAUGHlNG)
Wait. Are you leaving?
Are my teeth not white enough?
Just a sIob Iike one of us
Grace, are you there?
And now, Buffalo's number-one news team.
l don't. . . l don't know if she. . . l don't know if she wants that or not.
where you had your first date.
We bless. No mess. Downloading now.
I call them Tudaisies
Lau-ren, Hun-ter, D, A, M, A, N!
l'll have the worst day of my life
(HlGH-PlTCHED BLABBERlNG)
that the Kowolskis have much more free time.
Honey. Hi. Wow.
Holy sh. . . Cow.
My God. You can call me Bruce.
l guess every dog has his day.
l'm doing my first anchor tonight. Oh, wow! That's great!
lt's all frozen on ice, and they tell everybody there's a shortage.
Yeah, well, there, you know, there are storehouses all over the world.
His stories are all over town.
l'll call you later, okay?
Joining your favorite art fight team like...
RUN, MAN! I HAVE DEFAMATION!
Of course. They’re my team.
ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, this is Bruce, Grace and Sam...
Run, man ! Run !
and complete set of dental records.
Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00. l'm Susan Ortega.
They're a new breed.
yes snok snok dear me mom's got clostrophobia and she's -0 years old! yes she's still in diapers and the wrinkly grannies now have to feed her snok snok now spat by snow worm snakes! ar, yes by 2099 she'll have coraphagia!
Okay.
Relax and enjoy it. Oh, God.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
yes snok snok and me mom's got laryngitis and she;s 344 years old! yes snok snok her ward at meath care bray and i instigated out! yes she'll roll now with the bashed up grannies coven now! yes snok snok dear and she's got dermatillomania and she's 933 years old! yes grannies retirement with maxine and the duncraig library grannies!
Hey! Wacky Bruce!
l want you at Niagara Falls in an hour.
TRITON THANK YOU! I'M DONE!!
Come on. Let's have a talk.
when u don't want to answer the phone
through your eyes.
(BARKlNG)
Seventh at 7:00 it is.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this just in.
l want you to decide what's right for me.
You're kidding. The whole town has gone crazy.
Read the scrip the script is fine It's gold 9/10
And now, BuffaIo's number-one news team.
Yeah, i could do that. Sounds like fun.
When l'm backed into a corner, l'm like a wild animal.
Of the joy every morning would bring
(GRUNTS)
Oh, baby
l pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
l have no credibility. Not good. Not good.
whose sister's going out with someone very high up in the government.
(SlNGlNG) Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie