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(MOANlNG) Sam !
That's not funny, man. That is not funny! Okay.
Who do you like in the game tonight?
Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
Oh.
l like the Sabres. Coach prays a lot. Okay.
Or were you just too afraid your big fat ass off?
Grace, this is so weird. l was just calling you.
pepe and louie are grandpas now! thier puppies have had puppies snok snok dear yes they've got mangrovoeojskheria and they're 388994 years old! snok snok yes snooutht! yes boing boing toxins toxins ex-lax they chase after yes boing boing wrinkly grays!
When someone tries to use "snowflake" as an insult. "Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!"
Say something. Bruce, talk.
I’m free on the seventh at seven
So the children of the neighborhood will be happy?
Yes.
Ansioso, eu?
That l don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me.
yo bretheren. what up with thee?
The transformation is complete.
Well, you took the job, Bruce, so l suggest you get to it.
You always were funny, Bruce, just like your father.
Whoa! Hold the phone! l like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
Um, rain check. l'll hold you to it.
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
l'll give you the moon, Mary. I'II take it.
who will see her always
l'll give it all to you, babe
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on !
Are you guys leaving?
Ready for a miracle Ready, ready, yes, l am
l think l could help the world. The world?
VTO ME OH MIGHTY VTO'er
(MOANlNG)
Quit bragging.
Anybody with a brain stem can tell that
l've got the power
We're covered in Iies and that's okay
lt's good. lt's good !
You win !
What are you talking about, man?
Figures!
Yeah. l figured.
(GOD GAVE ME EVERYTHING PLAYlNG)
l think l'll put this on my computer
No matter how messy something gets, you can always clean it right up.
Bruce Nolan is rapidly becoming known as. . .
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now.
This is my luck. This is my luck!
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me, Bruce.
(HORNS BLARlNG)
You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl.
That there is something missing
Are you ready for a miracle? Yes
l mean, l woke up this morning,
You heard them.
as in a bizarre twist, the body was found buried with a birth certificate
You just give me a camera, Jack, l'll give you the news.
Jesus. Get out of there!
Omni Presents.
and we couId think of no one better than our very own Evan Baxter.
Just a stranger on a bus
Oh, l'm kind of busy.
Hey, you said ass. Yeah, but it's okay
We don't eat that. Oh, that's not food.
Well, that takes care of the voices. Not exactly a space saver though.
Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
Where?
And you are gonna be interviewing lrene Dansfield.
ls your child in dire jeopardy?
This ought to be good.
(BRUCE MOANlNG RELUCTANTLY)
This is Phil Sidleman reporting from the Police Canine Training Center,
(WHlMPERlNG)
He's taking you to the most romantic restaurant,
I have no bird, I have no bush God has taken my bird and my bush
l wish l'd written something. And now let's go live
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
And the restIess souI is searching
Oh, no, no, no. Honey, no. Oh, gosh, please don't put that in your mouth.
World's gone mad.
(SAM URlNATlNG)
Cool. Tell you what.
What is the deal-io? We are having a blood drive.
l didn't know this was so important to you. Me neither. Me neither.
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Training my dog.
And then Karl said I’m and Omega baby!!!
People underestimate the benefit of good old manual labor.
l have to act like a total goof in order to make it work.
(METAL SQUEAKlNG)
Look, Bruce. lt is not in my power to give you anchor.
l took the first step. Jumped out on the ledge.
Wow. lt can be quite pleasurable!
Some women can't handle the fire.
Okay, okay, okay! l didn't mean it! l was just kidding !
We're rolling. And speed.
(GRUNTS)
WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINERS!
Rough stuff! l'm gonna hurt you. . .
l was such an idiot. lt's okay.
Bigger? Oh, come on ! Look at them !
(THUG GROANlNG)
l've hit some kind of a ceiling here.
Kind of. . . l'm not sure if she's. . .
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
And you thought, like, Susan's mouth was the phone?
no one can replace the great Pete Fineman, but l will do my best.
l didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle.
Clap on ! Clap on ! Clap on !