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(EXCLAlMlNG)
l'm just glad you're okay. Okay? News flash ! l'm not okay.
You know, all over the. . . With tons of stuff on ice.
And it's a void only he can fill
RUN, MAN! I HAVE DEFAMATION!
Okay, l need something with a lock, security, combination, a password.
Come on. Start!
How do you make somebody love you without affecting free will?
Is your name Bruce? Then do we have the job for you.
l made you grilled cheese. Ooh, my favey!
MAN ON TV: Nature's not doing it.
So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
Oh, and l never really congratulated you in the first place.
We got a Walt Disney. He's frozen solid.
(EXCLAlMS)
And now back to the news. Bruce.
Me letting my love annoy people
Als ik in de file sta Kon ik dit maar
Ever since that damn meteorite hit.
More on this story as it develops.
The lottery sucks! I only won 17 bucks!
From a very reliable friend of a friend of a girl,
(MEN CHATTERlNG)
O and by the way you suck!!!
lt's her.
lt's a story about a cookie.
We apologize for the interruption.
Not the way l feel about you
l will do with it what l will. Jesus.
When "snowflake" is the best insult they can think of. Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
Hello, 555 01 23.
Can l ask why? Yes, you can ! That's the beauty of it!
or were you just too afraid to freeze your big, fat ass off?
Let me play something for you.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
What's the matter, Bruce? She can't handle a little competition?
Love me. Love me!
Yeah.
Oompah. Loompah.
The gloves are off, God.
When is it?
REPORTER: Order has been restored in BuffaIo after this evening's downtown riot.
Positive. l. B. -positive. Okay, sorry.
Wow.
There were so many, l just gave them all what they wanted.
Go ahead. Use them.
Jack's throwing me a party Friday night
Okay. All right. l'll try it your way.
And who can forget that cIassic, Bruce So Horny, He Love You Long Time.
Yeah, there you go. Now everybody's happy.
Just diaI 1-900-4GIV HIM. That's 1-900-4GIV HIM. Do it now.
Normal, everyday psychotic episode caused by a tumor or brain lesion.
Oh, baby Yeah, l'll be here
Shh !
“Lauren, hunter, D, A, M, A, N….”
(PANTlNG)
Feed's good, Jack.
As you can see behind us, the body is being carefully exhumed,
You look perky, hon. lt must've been cold. All right. Just give it to me.
l'd like to introduce you to the future Mrs. Exclusive, Grace Connelly.
l was gonna wait until after the meal,
They want you to put this on.
So is that what you think that we have? A mediocre life?
Oh, God ! Oh !
Last night, l was only human.
YES, TO ALL!
ALL: Be the miracle!
QSF YES to all!!
You know, l never thought l'd say this, but Bruce is right.
When is it
(GRUNTlNG)
THIS SHOULD REALLY SPICE THINGS UP A BIT!
l'm the one.
Yeah. lt's what we've always talked about, Grace.
The wine is going right through me.
All righty then.
Come on, Sam.
The game's been called on account of rain.
Not during An energy crisis!
From unearthing Jimmy Hoffa. . .
God doesn't take vacations, does he? Do. . .ye?
Wait!
'Cause I found
l'm sorry, Jack.
You did not meet God, you do not have his powers.
What is it you want, Mary? What do you want?
Oh, yeah. What?
Oh, l know quite a lot about you, Bruce,
MAN: Oh !
Hi. Hi. Sorry. Debbie forgot to take her meds today. Where are you?
But not me, Bruce. Just give me the boat.
l'll alert Penthouse Forum. Hi, Deb. How are you?
(MAN SINGING) And I hear it in the windy storm
You might wanna stop touching me. Now isn't a good time. Grace!
(ENGlNE STARTlNG)
Wow. A whole drawer just for me. Yeah.
Well, you're not listening, son.
Oh. Here. Hold on a second. You need these more than l do.
I’m VP PETERMANN…and that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
Last night was quite Pleasurable!
l certainly wouldn't want to be a fugitive on the run with Hank,
Morning. Morning !
(BEEPlNG)
(GRUNTlNG)
Ciao.
ln other news, the prime minister of Sweden
The job's right there, but l can't reach it,
Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce. lt's a magic trick.
That's it. That's it. Good boy!
CHORUS: Ready as I can be
Excuse me. l need a sp. . .
(PANTlNG)
l know. l created you.
Not during sweeps week!
What a coincidence, because that's today.
BREAKING! COMELEC junks 4 DQ cases vs BBM And that's the way the cookie crumbles