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Now, let's. . . Uh, Jack,
(CHUCKLlNG)
l'm deleting the program.
l tried to fight her off. l tried to stop her, but she's really strong.
she deserved from me.
DEBBIE: SmaII Wonders Day Care. Grace?
I can hold that note all day buddy.
Not during energy crisis
And that's the way it was. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
lt's good. lt's good.
Bless you. Bless all of you.
Yeah. You left in such a rush, l didn't get a chance to explain.
Look, Bruce. You're a good reporter. You make people laugh.
7th at 7
Our survey says, God ! Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing !
Yeah. Okay. Okay, Sammy.
l suppose you're here to gloat about the anchor position.
no
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE NICE PLACE
Anyway, here's the deal.
Oh.
No, it's not! ln other news, fighting erupted
l'm desperate. l need your help, Lord.
What did he just say? Check the prompter.
(PEOPLE CHEERlNG)
Here's your soup.
l'm A. B. -positive. Really?
Okay. Okay. Now, you just go through this stack,
When u don't want to answer the phone
Corey? Talk, Corey. Hello?
Hello? l need your help. Clap on. Clap on.
And he saw that it was good.
Bingo! Yahtzee! ls that your final answer?
B-E-A-U-tiful
Oh, soup. Right. Uh, yeah. Right.
l was gonna help the others.
but desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Sorry l'm late. Traffic was. . .
l'm a very rare blood type. l'm A. B. -positive.
Yeah. Yeah. Meeting's started without me.
so he's gonna finish out the week, and l go live on Monday.
I'm not much for blaspheming but that last one made me laugh
(ALL SNlCKERlNG)
Wouldn't call you if l did.
and l think, in a lot of ways, a great city is like a great recipe, really.
Duck and cover!
LIVEBUZZ
Now, remember. lt's their 1 56th-year anniversary 1 49 capacity. Right
Smite me, O mighty smiter!
Yeah? Well, go with that. lt served you well in the past, right?
Ninety seconds? Holy hell. Uh, yeah. Okay. 90 seconds?
All you have to do is find the crease, right around here.
You have all my powers. Use them any way you choose.
B-E-A-utiful.
Lower and debase myself for the amusement of total strangers?
For those of you who haven't heard,
Good dream. No. No.
(VOICES PRAYING)
Hold that thought, Hazel!
Don't put that in your mouth. That's paste, honey.
The woman does pray a lot.
l work in back. l see no smiles.
You've got prayers.
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
(METAL CLANKlNG)
Okay.
And do the cutesy stuff? The lighter side of the news?
Pete's shoes are virtually impossible to fill, but the show must go on,
You know, l think there might be something to this cookie line.
BREEEEEDAH
Sure, it's a little creepy and a shameless plug, but we love them.
Dear God, please help Bruce find himself, find contentment, find you.
I will cut penis, Sam! Because you're grounded! I'm peeing blood. And I'm sad...
(GLASS SHATTERlNG)
sex scandal in the mayor's office for sweeps.
(VOICES RECITING THE LORD'S PRAYER)
Percy’s Chocolate Crunch & Other Thomas Adventures (2093 VHS)
l needed some time to reassess my goals
We're gonna kick live to Fred at the stadium, okay?
(VOICES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
Evan's gonna get that anchor job, l just know it.
He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to,
I'M DONE! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
Be fruitful and do long division or something.
No!
(shouting)
This is it, isn't it? l don't know. l don't know if l'm ready for this.
Nothing like spending quality time with great friends, huh?
Oh, my God !
That wasn't the world.
as signs that prophesy is now being fulfilled
lf you wanna be Miss America.
lt's okay. l found one.
How it feels driving a Mopar in the city
Yeah, l could do that. Sounds like fun. Good.
and i have so much wingardium in me that it's too goose fat look at this i can't even fit a flat tyre! me blame it on the lab and photo lab they're the ones that analyzed your DNA and photoshopped you so you would fit in a size 012. after all you were originally on the atkins diet.
Hold that thought, Hazel !
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Whatever you say, pal.
(A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION REMlX PLAYlNG)
Bruce NoIan here aboard the Maid of the Mist
The kids made them for me. They will keep you safe.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
Okay, fine. l don't need you.
Ah, what's this joker doing now?
has just hit ground right outside the Mark Twain Chili Cook-Off.
(MAN GROWLlNG)