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I'm here to accept the Nobel Prize for stupid.
I'll curb him...
I'm proud of you.
I died again. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Riley, what did you do?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Oh! Why you little...
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Sir, your son has brought you into the 21 st century.
(ALL EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
(SIGHS)
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
But I can bring you back to life, sir.
Damn it! (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you, boychik.
But I miss being a regular kid in the real world.
you're not gonna be there!
(GRUNTING)
if we're both touching the watch,
Family looks good.
Oh, I've waited so long to hear you say that.
He's right! It all checks out!
Do you realize what this means?
if I knew this would take so long, I would've put on a TV.
Huh?
Son, it doesn't take five brains in your head to know that's a bad idea.
Ooh!
And now it's time for me to go to hell.
Apple juice only counts as 100, and
Somebody come get her she dancing like a stripper
They must've awarded it to me
Homie, I disagree with your approach to the children.
Never mind. I'm Death now.