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They want you to ride a horse, say you can.
Cheese? That won't work.
[WEAPONS FIRING ON TV]
- Um, here. What time? - Four o'clock. Food?
These are more realistic, but perishable.
I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice?
Joey.
I'd have been perfect for this part.
- We have Friday. - That's just two days away.
Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works.
We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days.
- What's the matter? - They want me naked in the movie.
I know that look.
So, there you go. That's me.
- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
Just has to be words. Say some words.
me mom's got gonnagetitinallinaninstantgonnoreheagonnorennitea goiit's gont! and she's a wild egypt snow pig escape room pig goose guinea ostrish! and she's -0 years old beiginning on 55 to 0! and she's also got glunky glunky with her austrian deconstruction disease! she's very sick you know i'd avoid her flimstruins if i were you!
What are you doing?
[DOOR OPENS]
Just as our children would be.
- Cassie needs to stay at your place. - Why?
Just calm down, woman!
Oh, my God. What are you gonna do?
...grow a turtleneck.
toxic donald trump was julie-marie san francisco wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
- Surprise. - Surprise, Monica.
Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever.
Okay, doesn't have to be clever.
Wafer-thin ice.
Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird.