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"I got a hangnail hangin' from my cuticle
Yes. Andrew we hear you're a negro now
When Florida lost James to that tragic auto accident. Oh! Oh!
Some brother just fell in the ocean!
Oh, my God. This is date three. Are you gonna let him get to second base?
- Peter, I think... - Kichwa!
Uh, hi. I'm Peter Griffin.
- Well, so long, Peter. - Wait. Before you go, what's heaven like?
- What's wrong? - He's speaking in tongues. He's possessed.
Archaeological evidence shows Ireland was very different before the discovery of alcohol.
I think that would be a bad idea. And I know something about bad ideas.
- I just need to get their attention. - OK. That was much better.
I walked into the kitchen and sat at the table.
Gentlemen, today we, Ireland's top scientists,
Like that hypnotist at the airport Hilton.
Air mattress serta never flat Was awesome no let's watch the Cleveland sohow
Mekka lekka hi... God, I hate you.
- Oh. Never mind that one. - What was that?
It hurts like a bitch That I did last night
I share them with all of you in the hopes that one day your wounds may be healed as well.
Nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
Hey, Michael McCloud's just invented a new kind of beverage.
OK. Settle down, spaz.
The Buddy Cianci Junior High cheerleaders!
So I started beatin' him with a hose. Then my arm got tired, so I came here.
- What are you talking about? - I want an apology and Rice Krispie treats.
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
- " Lucky there's a - " Lucky there's a