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- You know how much I spent? - Obviously we haven't hit the real issue yet.
Aye.
did anything unusual happen to trigger it?
Look, I love Lois, but I'm not in love with her.
Mm-hm. Who are you trying to convince, Brian, me or you?
No, he’s talking about blort. You can’t say blort at school, you fucking fat ass! Stewie!
Skin graft
Someone like me wouldn't change it for anything in the world either.
I thought I was past this. I travelled the world, for God's sake.
- You shut up. - You love her.
Like most other people, I used to think therapy was only for crazies and nut jobs.
Serves her right!
- Charles, he's only six months old. - Honey, would you relax?
What did your therapist say?
It looks like Stewie had an accident on the carpet.
Mm.
before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
Man, didn't see that coming.
Okay, children. Let’s take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. We sure do, Mr. Hat. Okay, children. Let’s start the day with a few math problems. What is 5x2? C’mon, children! Don’t be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Mila?
Help LOIS
I'd have to be really, really... No!
I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself.
Maar wat is er gebeurd? Ga
I think I know the answer, Mr. Howard! (Nemo Mimicking Stewie)
- Not the... - Outrages, yeah. I think we got it.
Isn't he too young? You know what happened to the Lindbergh baby.
Dogday, where did you think you are, Payless? I say, I say! Jeffy, grab a mop. Will somebody get Patches out of here before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?