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I call.
I call.
There was the guy who played Halo under the name Slut Banger. Dennis.
I can't do that. Thursday's poker night here.
What if I said to you, "Go be with Frank now"?
Conan.
Of course, yeah.
Did you wear sandals? Did he see your toes?
In five years, we'll all either be working for him...
Are you familiar with the Japanese art of reiki?
Miss Lemon? Yes?
In five years we'll either be working for him . . . or be dead by his hand.
I don't know. He's a sweet kid.
Man, this is amazing.
little Kenneth Ellen Parcell from Stone Mountain, Georgia,
Good job, Liz. Way to go.
if it helps you,
and, by the way, it is completely inappropriate
I thought I was Oprah in this metaphor.
Mm-hmm.
Could you give it back to him for me? Yeah, okay.
Ever since I turned 30,
If by envelope do you mean… SHUT UP!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Why?
I can't be around you anymore.
And I see your $200 and raise you $300.
Damn it.
Well, let's just seeby-weeby here.
Okay.
But you'll always be a pig farmer's son, boy,
I mean, you'd die, and they wouldn't find you