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Ooh, Moe's a poet!
You know, artfully arranged, these fragments could be an epic poem...
Do not mention that publication in this house!
#i wanna go home #oh boy #screaming #ooh yeah
I gotta go to Vermont for some stupid poetry thing.
Uh, well actually, I had some help on the title...
"He rapped all day from April to May
It's supposed to be my big triumph,
Lisa, grab your sightseeing shoes. We're going Vermonting.
And made me the beautiful flower that I am.
♪ And many more. ♪
Oh, it's just his car.
♪ Let's get it started in here, ♪ ♪ let's get it started... ♪
That's great.
You could interview me. I collect Absolut ads.
Jonathan Franzen, Michael Chabon and Moe.
What is this?
Uh, this here poem is called "Elevator Capacity".
It jumps out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer.
Well, in turn, I'd have to say my biggest influence is...
Make my daughter cry, will ya. Eat syrup, jerk.
Did you know that candles are made by losers?
One time I looked down and there really was.
Homer, we can't scuttle like crabs for the rest of our lives.
2 × 2 × 2 × 2 × 5 × 7 × 7 × 7 × 11 × 19 × 23 × 31 = 6317
Yeah? Well, okay, all right, but uh... only if you come, huh?
Homer, don't drink and drive!
More friend than I deserved You pulled me from the dirt
Um... nope.