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by the happiest people in the world: writers.
Hello. Oh, hey, Milhouse.
Well, it's not fair when Moleman uses his replacement legs.
My brain-goo's comin' out all artistical, thanks to you.
Except for those two dudes I saw gettin' hitched.
Moe, you're a heartless jerk.
And bring me an Advil! What do you mean you don't work for me?!
Cha-bone...!
No one makes my daughter sob and run.
I ain't no great man, like Bob Seger or Haystacks Calhoun.
and like a stumblebum chump, I dared to hope.
I'd really appreciate it, though I'd never admit that.
Now that we're friends, how come you never call?
you're fired!
Turn that hippie crap off!
Oh, hey, Homer.
In my dream I eat corn with my eyes."
Rich maple color, good swirl.
I'd like that. I'd like it a lot.
So, uh, any of you wetnaps write that?
I must know how you came up with that brilliant title,
You'll regret it.
to a aprilto dmay he rap all day
Then you offered to take me fishing,
Eh, some jerk makin' a prank call with a gag name: "Tom Wolfe."
But you shattered my dreams like a Duff tall boy in a bar brawl,
I'm not here.
Ooh, you fight like Anne Rice.
You're hired! Now that you're hired, you're fired!