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everybody's hollering about their own birthday
I already got enough doctors touching me and poking me
There, seems to be some delay.
Ha, I'd like to see you try!
Hell, yeah.
Isn’t your mother a well-known whore?
And I don't know who's more handsome,
Marge, meet pro football's newest team;
Not so tough when someone hits you from behind with golf club, are ya?
I have a wife and three girlfriends.
Yeah, and we're cleaning out the death machine today.
to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video.
Like slipping in the shower and then they find me
I watch the baby.
Ole!
Y'ello.
Distracted as if by a moral dilemma.
Euthanasia?
But you just got a new lease on life.
All we need now is, uh, er, uh,
and "off-season knee surgery boulevard"?
Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, Dom Dimaggio, the paper boy,
Why would you want to use it to hurt poor, helpless animals?
You're just here to test the microphone.
and I can do anything.
you're all dead, too?!