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Listen, I was wondering if you might have a job for my dad.
Where we hug and the music goes...
He's probably out enjoying himself.
...a very devoted son.
Please, go into the living room and make yourself at home!
Dad, my God, are you okay?
I just don't like you. I don't like anything about you!
- Work's not supposed to be fun. - Why not?
We cut 'em in half, stick a Virgin Mary in them and sell them as shrines.
"So God cast the pagans and sinners into the fiery bowels of Hell...
That's just a barn.
Jeez, that's a terrible thing to say. I guess I am going to Hell.
What are you doing, lad? Nothing!
A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross.
Oh, no, Dad, they bring them to you.
...that I'm not Catholic.
He lives next door to a harlot!
But I do it every day. Sometimes twice.
...a loving father, and, for some reason I'll never understand...
I meant you should talk to your father.
What? Have you all taken a vow of silence?
And if you're sorry, he'll forgive you.
It's good you missed me. I'm to drive the Popemobile.
...and God kills her for parading her bum around in those pants!
Break up the sewing circle and get back to work
Your dad stinks.