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i masturbated If you do it again, you will burn in hell
Well, fine. I'll be on me way.
Thanks, Dad!
Keep playing. I think this is as good as it gets.
Dad, you left the ball game with me to go work in a mill?
Peter.
That's Satan talking! You're a failure as a worker and as a father!
We should sell you to the circus, you freak!
That one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece...
But I won't enjoy it. And she hates it.
Ohh lemony.
Lord, it's great to see you kids.
What are you doing with all them bathtubs, you heathen dummy?
Yes. We all enjoy the Bible in this house.
Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas.
Aw, crap. That was money well-spent.
And Chris, what you do in the bathroom is between you and God.
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert.
I have a purpose in life again.
How am I supposed to compete with that?
Thanks, Dad. Alright, Bubba, you're welcome. You're the best Elephant of the world by the way. He was a mistake.
You're right. You with me, big guy?
Lois, put the coffee on.
Hey
I would really hate to say this to you right now, but your precious hotel, I would really hate to say, is DESTROYED!
Go ahead, Dad.
"Lucky there's a family guy
I am not worthy.
Stand by, boys.
Well, he's my dad. And I just want him to love me.
Stewie's having fun.
I'm working triple shifts, and I'm still not Employee of the Week.
Is he the one that smells like firewood and has big gray pussywillows in his ears?