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I just want to say that Jesus loves you.
I'll get him.
Thank you, Jesus.
Brian, buckle up. What do you say, Dad?
Let's hope so. I love being a good father.
Well, my dad thinks I'm a screw-up. I was hoping you could change his mind.
...for this year's Cock Awareness Week. I don't know why the suggestive name.
Hey, I just got a crazy idea!
Dad, after all these years, you and me together, side by side, father and son.
I didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. Mass.
I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know.
...who forced a hard-working old man to retire.
Hey, who wants a Fenway frank?
The last Pope we had here filled his shaving kit with Necco wafers.
...the career of our oldest and most dedicated employee, Francis Griffin.
You kidnapped the Pope?
I guess the good Lord doesn't have much use for an old man like me.
Yes, there is.
Children love a good bedtime story from the Bible.
I need hear no more. Everyone, this is your new shop foreman.
I was wrong about you!
Taking it off here, Boss.
It seems he broke into the old mill after hours.
I was wrong all right.
It's supposed to be "Jesus," right?
Sorry, Grandpa.
But seriously, tonight we here at Pawtucket Mill celebrate...
Oh! I have never met such an infuriating man!
You are indeed worthy, for you have raised a fine son.
I can still take orders!
I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet...
I love you with all me heart.