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Lois, lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin.
- Woaha, easy, Pontiff. - Because I’ll excommunicate your sorry…
You mean to tell me you stand here all day playing with dolls?
I don't know. I asked him to buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac.
At least I love my kids enough not to spend every minute of the day working!
Hey, what are you doing here?
Stewie, eat your oatmeal. Honey, you're a wonderful husband...
I've never asked the church for anything, but I don't know where else to turn.
You may think you're alone, but God's watching.
All he cares about is work.
So I guess you were wrong about me, Dad.
- Whoah, easy, Pontiff. - Because I'll excommunicate your sorry...
Hey, Mr. Weed?
That's an even better idea! Lois, you're a genius.
You might want to give that a minute or two.
Wait a second. Work! That's what'll bring us together.
No. I'm not. You know what? I'm a damn good father.
He's so deliciously evil.
Oh, hey! Hey, look! Hey, Dad!
His wife, his health, even his own son.
He's okay! Thank God!
Look at that.
Well, la-de-da. I don't need my food brought to me.
Especially his own son.
- You do? - Of course.