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What are you reading there, Senator?
How come whenever y'all be wanting homeless, y'all come to the soup kitchens?
he still has the fucking patio doors.
Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
one of the oldest we have, about a simple man
Yeah.
Takes me half an hour to go a hundred yards,
you got to pay to put him there.
He spends one night under the JFX,
This shit's bigger than I ever thought it would be.
Hey, OK.
Bunk, command performance.
Proud of yourselves?
- I can give you two nights. - If he hits on the third?
after what this heinous motherfucker did to you.
Let me make a call, hook you up with two Tac guys.
If you think this clown is gonna hold me off
All I'm asking is for hours to stake this asshole out.
I seen you at the stash house, yo.
Guys are working cases and getting paid.
How did the shit about the bite marks get in the papers in the first place?
Then you can afford to buy a round.
I'll bury the expenses and the OT in my file.
Hey, you, where do you get off, you sick little twist?
to give Homicide their own surveillance arm.
Yes, records.
Ain't got time for this. Re-up time will come due,
Don't even think about fucking me out of a single part of that fee.
- We're coming up on first edition. - Three minutes.
But mostly, I'm just lookin' for a story about what it's like for them.
I'm gonna go get up on Monk.
and then, some went for puff jackets for them that got children in need.
Come on, nigga, untie me.
Get everybody over there and get their cell phones.
Look at you, you baby-bumpin' motherfucker.
and undercover decoys where the homeless gather.
we need to run every connection to make sure this isn't a hoax.
No luck at the harbor.
I mean, whoever did this had a real time.
for the terrible crime of trying to bring light to the common people.
and the authority to employ whatever resources they require.
We don't wanna miss our shot at this nut.
Rare day on the corner, huh?
But Howard County has the right software
Two, Rodney. So...
But you asking for me to pay a winner's fee right up front,
"My record's so long I'm about to put out an album."
It's embarrassing, ain't it?
It was the same, but this time I noticed
Henry's on disability.
Let me ask you somethin' though.
You're in the middle of this now,
I don't have the kind of financial support at my disposal
Colonel Tomlin,