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I was just comin' in for the spaghetti.
Like when I won that sex contest.
but just didn't have the guts to do it,
Now you gonna listen, you little bitch?
(crash) Oh, my God!
so it sounded like a name?
Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that.
Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers, and did forget.
Yeah, no kidding.
Hey, Peter.
MALE EMPLOYEE: Sorry, Barb.
Who... (groans) Who are you?
Oh, it's the stuff of dreams, Lois.
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
I-I got to, I got to take control.
everybody keeps talking about?
to print out boarding passes for their grandparents,
This is free because I'm dressed as Santa?
'Sup? Slammin' pantsuit.
You're just exploiting my brand for personal gain
Fix it, or you're fired.
Oh, I call the big funny glasses!
Milk and cookies?
You know, I think this year is gonna be the best...
Would you mind putting on the suit
Sorry, fun-seekers,
♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪
Oh, no.
Okay, then my first wish is for a genie.
You know, you're not talking to a little kid anymore,
Man, that's, like, two seconds.
You know what?
"Talk to Somebody's Wife in a Bikini
It's time to set things right.
Ho, ho, ho.
Are you Peter?
and destroying my reputation.
Sorry, Lois. I honestly thought this was gonna be fun.
(all gasp)
who lives in the converted horse trailer?
Oh, and whoever drinks the most shots keeps their job.
My sled has Fluttershy on it
priceless mahogany table.
You live in a bottle.
It's that Penthouse you found in the woods.
Chicken burrito, please.