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I once dressed as a farmer
There you are. Where have you been?
that's my cell phone you're feeling.
♪ You don't have to be lonely ♪
I'll get the table myself.
This is impossible, right?
They're not gonna be home.
So, who's this "Mary Christmas"
and wait for you to pass it,
(car alarm wailing)
You promise? Yes!
No, that-that was this other girl I was dating.
Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady
CHRIS: We're backwards!
Yeah, you're right.
You said, "No matter what I say,
Yeah, no kidding. And it's not moving.
I lost my virginity to this song.
I'm the real Santa Claus.
(thumping, crashing)
You probably don't recognize me 'cause I'm in corporate.
They give me free stuff.
♪ And jingle bells ring... ♪
Well, if you're Santa, then what did I ask for
Here you go, Warren.
Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks.
Every single snowflake is exactly alike.
Well, I mean, it's Sunday, and...
I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced.
into... (snoring)
(phone buzzes)
I got a lot of guys coming through here.
Which department are you in?