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This was the worst Santa.
FEMALE EMPLOYEE: Everyone, let's remember,
Right-- O-okay, all right, I'm opening it.
And I'm not gonna let anybody tell me
and an American Girl doll
40% of you will be laid off as of Monday.
Also in the past.
What are you talking about?
Power to the people!
I want to sit on his lap.
No. In the future,
Yeah, I know. It's just I got roped into going
I feel like our days at this mall are numbered.
Again, you'd need a genie.
Merry Christmas, cash it fast. Merry Christmas, cash it fast.
out of our dining room.
Oh, well, now that's interesting.
So is your son a biolog?
Uh, you can all take your clothes off now,
(complex drum solo)
(chuckles) A little too much so, if you ask me.
Why do you write all your twos backwards?
You can't go around in that suit pretending you're me
(sighs) You know what, Peter?
Opus Dei, Dei Dei Pater,
So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,
Oof, tough week.
Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree.
Please, can we, Mom?
I don't even remember what I said.
Excuse me? Uh, could I have your attention please? Hi.
I crushed my skull on a bumper!
What the hell?
It's on the house.