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What if they're home?
That's right. Anything for Santa.
What are you talking about?
and I just used that to get stuff for myself.
(gasps) You really are Santa!
My sled has Dora on it
I've been trying to reduce our staff costs for months,
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Wait, what-- Why did you--
we're at an alarming speed?
Absolute freak show in there.
And I don't know where to find a replacement
'cause my parents got it at a yard sale.
Oh, just like the Easter Bunny did.
Now, why don't you clean up
It's a thumb. (screams)
Why don't you stop rubbernecking
Oh, you know, this and that.
Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty.
Let’s see what kind of Chinese pressed-board garbage We can get to replace my grandmother’s priceless mahogany table
News flash, Peter, looks like you do.
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Yep, uh-huh.
Joe, I did not send you a text.
Hey, honey, this is Santa.
Peter Griffin.
Because it was the year you found that Penthouse
(groaning and gasping)
Maybe a little sun hat for Cindy?
Merry Christmas!
this sad little-- Ooh!
Whose suit are you wearing? Your suit!
I haven't been this excited about anything
Now, Chris, you're getting older,
Holy crap, get your ass up there!
and then you're gonna eat it again.