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What? Oh, no, um...
I called you "Muscles."
So, Dad, now that you made Santa mad,
PETER: And that was the Christmas I would never forget.
for Christmas when I was 12? Nothing.
(shouting, laughing)
What... what just happened?
It's a lamp.
(symphonic music begins playing)
for just a few-- Oh, my God!
W-We're turning. We're turning!
in the woods.
(knocking at door)
(choking)
The whole world is watching! The whole world is watching!
Just stop terrorizing me and take me off the naughty list.
Gail, is your Internet working?
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
What? What are you talking about?
It's been in my family for six generations.
That's right. Now, crumple up that ticket.
Oh, things are fine.
Dad, look, Santa's here!
2 x 2 x 7 x 13 x 19 = 6916
Yep. Cost me zilch.
what with all the drunken misbehavior
You serious? All this white stuff used to be water?
Oh, God, I've ruined Christmas.
(yells)
It doesn't say "whites only," but... yeah.
Holy crap, this is awesome!
Well, the guy at the mall asked me
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)
When Italian guys die, they...
Yeah, that's impossible. I know, it's impossible.
Yes! That's not me. That's a genie.
You better watch out.
Hey, I'm Scott Fitzgerald.