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I swore I went home and crawled into bed with Turk.
Unfortunately for you, I have a photographic memory.
J.D.: Of course, some lessons you pick up on your own...
Elliot didn't seem like herself, either.
I mean, so what if big chunks of my life were just figments of my imagination?
Is it supposed to make your tongue sad or something?
At least I thought I... Head games aren't gonna work on me.
but I think saying that about people who are still alive is a huge jinx.
I ended up staying here and finishing my casework.
So go, okay? For me.
I mean, I know I'm sick, but not all the time,
Stop walking away from me.
Here are those lab reports you wanted, Turk.
- We are funny, and you are not. - Sucks to hear, doesn't it?
I'm getting ready to torture Nurse Chest-Whiskers,
It's guy love Don't compromise
It says, "You're super special."
I shaved my privates bald to look like your head.
Oh! God, here comes the happiest person on the planet.
Ham baby.
How is that funny?
Like, taste it... This muffin tastes sad. Why do people find me funny?
It's pretty good so far.
- Fine. - Great.
Of course, in college, I had a few dark years.
- We've always joked about our little... - Don't say it, okay? I hate that word.
Once, after a double shift,
I was an intern. I've lived at this hospital.
I saw the same exact people day after day,
If you don't get out of the hospital every once in a while
Nope, just my mom. Ignore.
"Hey, hey, Dane Cook. Hey, Dane Cook."
You can call me "Sunny."
How about you, dude-chick?