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One, two!
- Luke! - Not now, Taylor.
Because that's ever happened.
At the little league game.
Superproud
She just got off a plane!
Frederick, the guy who ordered three pancakes on three separate plates?
- Did Luke know what he was getting into? - Don't.
- You're kidding. - Linda in my garden club is bipolar,
and you're not sure if they're actually a family?
I smell snow.
- You're staying? - Yeah.
- No, it's not. - Kirk.
Mmm, so, let's talk time frame.
It's not really what I do, but it's good for now.
- Like peace. - And a picture window.
Die? They let you die?
That means you'll do it eventually. Are we doing it eventually?
- How? Is Eduardo magic? - He makes a stovetop version...
- What? - Uh, nothing.
You guys have kids and you were a good team at one point.
Eh, Rudik, fuck me!
- It has to be right. - You miss her? Fine. I don't.
Do you even know how Twitter works?
Uh, well, thanks, Kirk.
Aw, sorry, hon. So you don't need that outfit after all?
Very nice.
- Great. - What?
- 'Cause you said cake? - Yes.
I don't know where I got these.
- Now I feel like I've met her. - I appreciate that.
- I have good news. - Great! What?
Okay. I'm me.
You think I don't know you? I have your eyes.
Have you spoken to Grandma lately?
You couldn't have just said he was well-read?
What is going on? Who are all these people?
I'm not filled with contempt.
Yes.
Mom...
- Coffee and tacos. - Princess Charlotte iced tea spoons.
- Father, British or Latin. - Sure.
- That way I won't forget. - Very sensible.
What?
- You happy? - Right now or...
♪ There is wonder In most everything I see ♪
I did. Lena Dunham will just have to get along without me.
- What's crunchy and smooshy? - Peanut butter? Or badly mixed cement?
- Uh, Mom? - Yes?
- Like the universe, only more hygienic. - Taylor...
- That is one great kid you got. - Eh, she's all right.
It was a perfectly decent apartment.
Well, I assumed she was, because she hadn't answered
Are you sure?
- Really? - They wouldn't let women in
Oh, hola! Hello.
Pete is our, uh, dog's friend. Our dog's name is Paul.
- Won't matter. - Come sit.
But don't say anything to, uh, Mrs. Gilmore.
I am not homeless.
I'll be using that Def Leppard T-shirt to clean my windows.
- This is gonna work. - Terrific.
So, what are we looking at here?
No, wait, it's smooshy. It's crunchy and smooshy.
- This is what I want. - I swear it can't be.
- NPH was great in that. - Thanks.
When it's my turn, there's no time left to talk about me.
I have a big meeting with Condé Nast
- My piece for the Atlantic fell through. - No! When?
- What's up? - It's just Paris
So I thought I'd make it a little more homey for you.
Too loud?
Paul. I'm...
- Why? - It's been quiet regarding the blowup.
Nothing. Your husband just died.
Eh, Rudik, fuck me!
Don't need a surrogate.
I'd like to stop talking about underwear. I'm looking for my lucky outfit.
What?
This is great, right?
Lane, you remember Paris.
Go.
Oh, sod it, bring the bottle. We're celebrating.
When did Kirk get a pig?
I'm buying them new ones.
People use an app to call a car.
In so many words.
Rudik, I want you!
- I don't know. - Look, forget it.
Done. Let's get that drink.
and what I got was a rambling diatribe on being abandoned in a steamer trunk.
Luke! It's a Christmas miracle!
I think you'll find Mimsy Frupp's description
- What language is that? - I do not know.
Could you bring them a salad, no croutons?
- I'm gonna use your desktop, okay? - All yours.
So, I decide to sneak a pair of black lacy women's unmentionables
the unmentionables there, and suddenly,
- It was up to me to pursue it? - No.
because you told me to make two main courses.
Might as well.
- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
- Good night. - Good night.
I promise, Lorelai.
- I had Zach pull them out for you. - You're welcome.
Not once in my life, which is how we always find ourselves here.
Oh. Sorry, Paris, I...
Girls, I'd like to you meet Luke Danes.
We could be walking by the well
Rory is a 32-year-old college-educated woman with no permanent address.
I don't need some cool guy tweeting, making me feel uncool in my own inn.
looking at swimming pools and pictures of the buffet.
- To which I'm allergic. - Thus fulfilling her devious plan.
- The two of you can just run along. - Oh, no. I'm gonna have Luke drive her.
- Why does it smell like onions? - The new pop-up crew in the kitchen.
- Beautiful service, Emily. - Thank you.
You are awful.
You miss Christmas and Thanksgiving and all I get is a one day visit?
- I really am all right. - I know.
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.
- You answered. You never answer. - I did.
Just tell her no.
no matter how much time you spend with him.
Oh!
- Got it? - Yup.
I'm still getting a lot of good responses from the New Yorker piece so...
- Cute. - Isn't it, though?
I just lost my father!
Let's go!
Hey.
if you know what I mean.
- Three? Eighteen? - No. No.
Well, you did. Now it's another thing on the list of
I'll see you at 8:00.
♪ Shining on a freshly fallen snow ♪
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