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Hello?
- You are both being stubborn. - Well, she started it.
I have a house. They needed a place to live.
- Do not get a tape measure. - Alejandro has one.
And then there's the lottery of nature.
I hired a maid once whose husband was a gardener.
Kind of.
At least you were nicer than you were to Anthony Bourdain.
Yes. Saved us all a very expensive cab ride.
Okay, I will take a look.
You've been without your underwear since you moved?
You know, really go for it.
- Everything. - Sure.
Uh... uh...
Steve! Kwan! Come in here!
Go nuts. I hated my grandmother. Horrible woman.
- So it's a much worse version of Uber. - And it's pronounced Ööö-ber.
If you're confused by what I need,
Nobody gets to have everything they want in life.
And there's cheese, and layers of...
I miss him.
- You're eating? - Just tacos.
you do not have anything at the dry cleaners.
- Tonight, I'll take you out to celebrate. - I'd like that.
- Hello, Luke. - Paris, hey.
Instead, you look perfect. Admit it. You've been gooped.
This is a very nice wrench.
The DVR is completely full.
So... scotch?
I love you, Rydik!
I helped kick open those doors.
Damn it.
I turned to you and I said, That's the kid.
Am I Jerry Lewis?
- So, Luke. - Yeah.
which helps the people who eat them and...
I am so sorry.
♪ And it seems the sun Is hiding from the moon ♪
Rory, are you staying in the spare room?
- Luke? - Hmm, yes?
Hello? Hello? Um...
I want to thank you for your friendship and for being here.
That's a sick thought.
That is not true.
Can I screw with the dining room? Make it less granny?
Well, I know it's getting late
...boards have approved the deal
Text away.
Oh, God, yes.
- Oh, yeah. - Cool.
- Where is it? All right. - Living room.
♪ It's a sure-fire smash ♪
- No proof of that. - Ask Mom!
Uh, this is the fluke carpaccio with lime and chilies.
- So that's me. - Yeah.
Hmm...
People are particularly stupid today.
was not an actor but an agent?
Fuck me, Rudik! I love you!
I'll die there and then you need to ship me back here for burial,
- I'm so sorry. - It's fairly devastating.
♪ Hey, sweet Annie ♪
ever since you saw that Tony Soprano show.
- Oh, you don't wanna know. - Uh-oh.
I don't know exactly how many nights, okay?
- We can't skip the town tour. - Well, we'll keep it short.
Lorelai, I'm glad I ran into you.
♪ Such a tender feeling when ♪
Really?
- I'm all right, Rory. - Okay.
if you secretly like 'em that way, Luke.
- It's crunchy. - Huh.
- Oh, hey, Luke. - Yeah.
♪ The ember window calls you home ♪
- Did you? - Yes.
- A man amongst men. - I know.
Thanks for your patronage! Be sure to call my mom and rate me!
Let's just sleep standing up like cows.
Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Remember to call my mom to rate me!
She was freaking out. She gave me her wallet.
- Why not? - Because! Look at it.
Ah!
Hi! Sorry, it's Rory Gilmore again. I think Ingrid just...
to take a cruise!
My mother took my advice. Do you understand what I'm saying?
You found my personal items disappointing?
I do not remember wanting a picture window.
I'd wake up in the night feeling like the house is closing in on me.
One of the ladies in my garden club bought this book,
- I have no app. - Then how do they get a car?
Трахай меня! Я так люблю трахаться!
It's a Marco Toretti. His specialty is large canvases.
No one would pay so they took them out.
McDonald's fry stations are filled with college-educated moderate achievers.
- We want cake! - Coming. Take it.
I told you! My town, my corner!
- See? - They've been together for months.
The virus protection software I told you about.
Eh, Rudik, fick mich!
I'm gonna have to keep up with Naomi if I'm going to write this book.
Don't let them con you into Diet Cokes.
- Oh, Lord! - Then, he'll compile them,
I just don't understand it.
At least it was sudden. Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.
so the whole town chipped in. It bought us a couple of years.
♪ I'm the man ♪
It's a service where people can request a ride and I will pick them up.
It's that nativity scene with eggplant Jesus.
Lorelai! So great to see you! I am so sorry for the wait.
Babette heard him and Lulu talking about having a baby,
- You did not. - I was in the lobby of the Times Building,
It was wonderful seeing you again.
- I did. - Okay.
that Timmy fell down and he'd throw a penny in.
Oh, I'm sorry, it was not Belgium. It was Croatia.
Look, you just need to know I'm good.
And when we leave Vegas, we forget about Vegas
Find Lorelai and tell her that there are two arm-wrestling breeders here
I was two hours into deciphering it when I got your call.
DINERDANES321. All caps.
You and I had a better rapport.
- Not really? - I'm not a breakfast person.
- Oh, uh, okay. - And how about some music?
If you won't adopt, this may be our only option,
♪ Familiar to me in impossible ways ♪
Then you're gonna go to jail wearing those jeans,
It was for Anthem of the Seas. So I'm flipping through,
Uh, of course, Naomi.
I'm at the locker and I'm trying to pick the lock so that I can leave
The town ought to buy another pig.
Stress tap dancing
So come on, Mom, talk to me.
She's feeling good about it and just wanted me to meet her...
- What do you mean? - You know, just you and them.