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think they are modern classics.
I'm sorry.
See, that's how you read a room.
The winds are gone.
- Glenn? - Gene.
♪ Although I'm in much better physical shape ♪
Which actually totally fits you.
(clears throat)
Didn't you read the forecast?
Huh?
It's not next week.
♪ Who is super weird ♪
♪ Let's have intercourse ♪
... Scott and I are going to try and work things out.
about what other people think. Who cares?
Because we talked about that.
♪ Especially when one of the men is a snake. ♪
- Right. - No. Code yellow is man problems.
(wind howling)
Oh, yeah. What-What's up? Everything okay?
(chuckles) "Quit calling me all the time.
All day, "erryday," it's sexy sexy time.
What's so magical about first kisses?
REBECCA (muffled): Okay. Okay, fine.
- I do? - Yes.
(horn beeps)
Mmm.
And... if people think I'm an idiot for taking you back,
Oh, before you say anything,
Exactly. Perfect.
♪ And I know I'm not yours ♪
(sighs) But I know you meant well.
♪ I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores ♪
Hey, you know what? Fine.
When is it? What's the date? Like, next year?
♪ My body wants things that make my mind go ♪
Okay.
You know what? I did have a dream.
Oh, you.
I mean, it has happened to
Oh, we're crushing this fiancée thing.
for the entire weekend at Dad's house.
♪ I won't be back to normal till I see ♪
I'm just, I'm freaking out.
like a pathetic loser.
All right, show's over.
It's not next month.
Well, I made that chili thing that you like,
an exorbitant amount of money to move your wedding date.
The pursuit is over, and I just want to celebrate that.
♪ I just wanna see ♪
that your spouse's genitals
♪ Just super quickly have intercourse ♪
because I've been waiting my whole life for you.
And people act weird during them, too.
To never have another first time
(electrical buzzing, crackling)
Thank you, Matron of Honor
I'm so happy.
Ah. This must be such a romantic time
I'm not upset.
and, you know, the... blah.
Whatever you decide, whatever happens,