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Honey, I love both you and Long John equally.
Oh, God, it's what's-his-name.
(giggling)
- (sighs) Darryl. - Hmm?
No, no, no. Josh, so I called your dream wedding venue,
Damn it. Goose bumps.
♪ I'll be back ♪
♪ Well, that's what that was like ♪
to pose for an oil painting together sometime,
They ruin my eyelash extensions.
Darryl was hoping?
Becks,
The pursuit is the fun.
You know, it's not a rush though.
Really?
Isn't it amazing?
It's not next year. Uh-huh.
and my weird theater-major roommate had them,
Okay, so all I need to do is just avoid Nathaniel.
And I hope you both enjoy one-on-one time
at a militarized border, but...
Can pride pick a little piece of croissant out of your mustache?
instead of, uh, having sex, why don't we just
We should totally have our wedding there.
I'll-I'll just... I'll wait and stir.
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
♪ It's not me ♪
Ew.
(elevator bell dings)
Thank you. I loved Miss Patty and her squishy tummy.
No!
Run, Karen.
No.
- and let us out! - Dude, don't piss him off.
It's Rebecca Bunch and Nathaniel Plimpton.
It almost makes you seem human.
You happy now? You've got something on me.
This is my life, Darryl.
It's weird how good-looking he is.
Yeah. It's kind of hard to walk most days.
that I value our friendship.
it's like total goose bumps, right?
♪ I'm not your best friend ♪
♪ And you love me like ♪
Can you take pride to the movies?
but we haven't even set a date yet.
Oh, honey.
It's my life
Might want to change that. Lot of weirdos out there.
Yeah.
♪ So I can move on with my life ♪
from the pawn shop that I sold it to,
Don't you miss that?
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
What would you think about maybe hanging out after work tonight?
♪ Whee ♪
Wait!
The chase is over, the sex is lame.
DARRYL: This is Nathaniel Plimpton, the new owner
last week...
(groans softly)