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and-and we got off the waiting list.
before you came here so I could tell you that.
Of course I do.
So, I mean, that... you just have to wait for that moment.
Marcus. How are you, darling?
(grunts)
I don't...
Hey, Paula?
and make me the happiest girl in the world, okay?
I've Been Busy. Okay.
he's doing a life sentence
and it's never gonna happen again.
Face-to-face.
On article seven... What do you think that means?
Look how good my ring looks on someone's face.
He cheat... and I, you know, I have my pride.
- Hey! - Hey.
Sure. Of course. Yeah, absolutely.
What in the world would make you think
Somebody, help! Just get us out of here!
Good for you.
(sniffles, clears throat)
REBECCA (muffled): Help!
You're my best friend,
Oh, my God! Periods are code blue, because blue is the color
I know, I know. I am so sorry.
To be fair, Mrs. H, Josh and Rebecca
what librarians look like in real life.
♪ In my wallet. ♪
You can't expect me to...
♪ But right now let's have intercourse ♪
Okay, so, Karen, I'm totally freaking out,
be stuck in here with you. So just-just somebody!
♪ It's unfortunate ♪
Uh, yeah.
I was actually listening actively from afar.
I don't really care.
You know, you got way more
Yeah, when I drop the kids off,
♪ ♪
That's not stupid.
I'm sorry. I threw away that color chart you gave me.
Yeah. No, no, no. Whatever. Whatever you want.
Come on, baby, come on. Mm-hmm.
He knows my name.
♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪
No one would think that.
I know how it looks, okay? I know that people are
Your dream is coming true.
♪ That originates from high-pressure air masses ♪
Wait, why would I do that?
Paula, Josh doesn't give me goose bumps anymore.
it doesn't matter what other people say.
♪ But I'm a prankster ♪
(gasps) Are they doing a remake of Chuck Norris's Sidekick?
Good. You?
To never be with anyone else.
Yes. I can breathe through my nose again.
Wow.
Uh, change of plans.