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- I said sit down!!!! - Yes ma'am.
I'll use my credit card.
It hurts! Mommie it hurts!
Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln!
Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided.
I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes.
Now we're almost to China. I want you all to try and focus on the game.
- Oh dear. - If the ball hits you, you're out. But if you catch the ball, he's out.
And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first anual grand conjoined parade!
Yeah. I thought we only played on Fridays.
- Did it talk? The little fetus, did it talk? - No! No it looked dead!
Come on. Forget this stupid game. Let's go home.
- I caught it! I caught it! - That's not fair! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly!
Nurse Gollum!
Hello there. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars.
Dude that is not cool. You're gonna get us into trouble again.
Apparently nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly.
This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast.
- I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed.
Ow my nose! You broke my nose!
Yeah, and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap.
Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person,
Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person with a PHD in physics and math?
What? We did it! Children we won!
Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class.
Hey! I get quite disturbed when you call me that.
It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win.