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Just come out whenever you're done.
You're like one of those Memory Foam mattresses.
Peter, what the hell?
Oh, I am so grounded.
A presence I've not felt since...
is exactly the way it was when I went in.
Oh, boy. That's gonna be beautiful when it reaches adulthood.
No. Maybe. You get the guys first. We'll talk about it
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I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
But that's what they said about Lee Harvey Oswald.
Sorry. Fat wife coming through.
Well, no need to clean up when I'm done.
You know, that little wrinkle that fat people get on their elbows
that looks like a schwa?
Why should I get my tubes tied?
It didn't work out so great that time I froze my nuts.
Just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping.
Nurse, I've got a splinter.
Oh, Lois I have a yes idea if we’re doing it
Much better than that night you pretended your penis was Danny Aiello.
You're telling me. All right. Go ahead and drop it in.
It was, wasn't it?
Ever since I was a little boy,
What? My God, are you sure it's yours?
All right. Out of my way. Move aside.
No. Maybe. You get the guys first.
Lois pregnant?
The wall is covered with something that resembles egg crates,
and had to refill them with my own sperm.
Mr. Griffin, you were in there an awfully long time.
En garde!
Yes, dear. Of course I am.
- He donated sperm. - Gross.
That's it, Jeffy! I said if you kept bothering me, your going to time-out, so now, your going to time-out! GIMME THAT BOWL! YOU GET NOTHING! And you gimme your bowl! Nothing for you, too! YOU BOTH GET NOTHING!