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I'm going to propose to Svetlana.
No. Nobody's going to be Fockerized.
I've been in the wild for so long,
Papa Kev?
And by the way, Dr. Bob told me you offered him the job first.
I looked in the mirror and I said, Who am I?
I was talking to Mommy.
I know, Daddy.
Double dose ssssssssssss
Honestly, Jack, I have no desire
Yes, Thomas. I have what it takes.
Grandma Roz! Grandma Roz!
What?
double dose of moderna in him
That was Prudence and she says if you get to E.H.S. by 3:00,
Quick, quick, quick. We only have an hour.
That's it. That's it.
It was so cool getting a nurse's perspective on the health care crisis.
No, no, no. That's not chicanery and subterfuge.
I try not to.
Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat I love you
Yeah, you got it.
Greg, that woman is stunning!
Refresh my memory, Gregory.
Yeah, I see him.
Okay.
Oh, no, Greg. These doctors don't care about that stuff.
There's 36 different kinds!
True north, huh? What are you, a compass or something?
whereas Henry could very well have
it's okay, because I'm in charge.
...doing a reverse cowgirl!
Nobody's tempted, nobody's...
I'm sure Prudence is in her office right now
Jack.
Hello, yes, do you still have the pineapple upside-down cake?
Ah! You just did.
This performance is my gift to you!
Well, what else is she gonna talk about?
All right? I'm calling the plays now.
take a look at that Early Human School.
And I asked the artist to ink me
Then I see this clip on the YouTube
Um...
Maturing.
and that was the issue with Debbie and Bob.
Well, I'll tell you, Dina,
Thanks. Love you.
Is it heated? Is there a grotto?
Jack, Jack Byrnes
Kind of like a cannoli.
Gay?
Hey, Kevin!
No, nonsense. I'm on great terms with all my ex-lovers.
Your hands are cold.
Don't worry. We'll take care of your husband.
Good.
Having an affair with a nurse.
I'm steering us away to safety.
Okay.
What is that? Thanks, Papa Kev.
That certainly didn't sound like Kristen.
Yeah, but I'm trained to detect that sort of behavior, honey,
I don't know. I'm still trying to make sense of it myself.
Well, come on, Jack. I mean, I think Dina needs to know.
I'm sorry. It's a bit...
Grandpa Jack, can I ask you a question?
Great to see you. How you doing, Dad?
you guys aren't gonna be able to come to the twins' birthday party.
I'll get the needle.
Good man.
Andi? Yeah, Andi.
Is he taking any other medications?
We were just singing an ancient Yanomamo song
Can you hear me? Where are you?
Here we go.
Look over this way a little bit. And a little up. Up.
for my genealogical work.
No way! Dad.
Aw, man. For real.
is a dear friend and ex-lover of mine.
No, he doesn't. You got a place to stay, right?
Yeah. You must get it all the time
And wear a suit. Wear a suit, got it.
and then she pushed me in the pit.
Oh, Gay. Yes.
KEVIN: Get out of here, you rascal.
And, Kevin, when you're done feeding the bums,
Byrnes, Jack Byrnes
You, too, Greg.
You want to hit the same growth spurt as your sister.
We're sourdough.
to be the Godfocker.
You're gonna propose? That's incredible.
Go Gio
Hot little number he's got named Jinxy
And I had to endure the torturous probing of our unit's medic
He wants us to lead the Pfosten convention in Maui next month.
May I Suggest Something?
Following you? Why would I be following you?
but I appreciate levity in a moment of misunderstanding,
But do it only when it's dry.
Double dose.
the way I have always supported yours?
I have a feeling about you.
easing the flow of cerebrospinal fluid.
Prudence told me there was a little bit of a kerfuffle over at E.H.S.
there's a store right in the neighborhood.
Good.
(GROANS)
You know where he is?
So tell me about your parents, Samantha.
but those vagrants and drifters feed my soul,
What happened?
What does it do? Are you kidding me?
Got a heart of gold.
and she signed on for a second year?
You're kidding me!
I knew I had to fly him out here.
Greg.
Yeah. She took a few too many prescription pills
after you've had a thorough examination.
Jack, did you take one of those pills?
This is a very special gift, guys.
So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be
Kevin, incredibly thoughtful of you. Thank you.
He just... He was so happy. Right, right?
and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?
But, as long as there have been Byrneses,
Oh, yeah.
I actually started out as a nurse, myself.
I feel like a great weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I've been studying a lot of Eastern medicine in my down time.
I happen to have his new address.
Good.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
(SCREAMING)
Night out on the town, Focker?
Yes, of course!
Wait, what's going on? What happened?
World War Il.
Just the 324 milligrams of aspirin
No, you know, I think Deb needs
It's all right.
Wow, okay, so I guess
a top-notch education for your children...
Jack.
There's a really great natural foods market
a little mother-daughter time, honey.
But Grandpa Jack makes him really, really scared.