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Just a little off topic there.
I'm gonna surprise your mother with.
Okay. All right, well, you know, whatever feels right.
All right.
Why schlep all the way to Spain?
all these bruises and lacerations?
You know what? I'd better call off some Russian MiG fighter jets.
Hey, greetings from the Black Sea. You look terrific.
I mean, Sam's a better tester, anyway, so...
Okay. I'll see you down there.
He's actually the department manager of the medical-surgical unit
Really, their teacher suggested private school?
Hi, stranger, thanks. What are you doing there?
And that means it's time to sexpress yourself!
I'm sorry? What did he say?
EMT: Let's get him up.
What? If Pam asks you what I want,
Or nyet, 'cause she's Russian.
Gaylord? Dad?
he's not gonna make it to the twins' party.
However, if you're looking to fill a quota, we can be flexible.
Who is this joker?? Piss Beard???
You know, he's a little shaken up, but...
Are you kidding? I was just in Seville, mastering the flamenco!
Because, in addition to increasing the penile blood flow...
You know what, Jack? That's ridiculous.
I'm sorry, what?
That's because you did it backwards.
if it's not covered right now, it will be covered.
but the idea of you and some woman named Andi
(LAUGHING)
Come on, grumpy daddy! Come to Hawaii.
We need to tell you something.
Okay. All right. 'Cause you seem to have a little, I mean...
They're so cute.
That's not true at all.
You know, the guy is definitely obsessed... (RAP SONG PLAYING)
It's a natural response to protect that cavity.
You know how he is, you know.
while hunting for chimpanzee meat.
No problem.
Start at the top and work your way down.
once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier.
What are you doing here?
(GROANS)
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Don't, Jack. We both know that's not true.
I can't stop thinking about all that blood.
Listen, I just came by to check out the backyard and measure
Bahah
Greg?
egg toss, capture-the-flag game.
Hey, Henry, are you doing all right?
Okay, 'cause there's one right across from the house.
I didn't hear you come in.
Well, fire 'em up for me. Okay.
Guys, guys... BERNIE: When you wanted to try
BERNIE: Two A's.
Hey. You okay?
It's what makes life, life!
Honey, I struck out.
Think about it.
It could have been over, sir. Hey, hey, hey,
I want to get his advice on something, believe it or not.
Why don't we put up a ring of bouncy castles right out there
Please give me your access code and releasing ID.
(VIBRATING)
I don't think you get it, Greg.
All right?
JACK: Greg.
That guy's really been hitting the Bowflex, huh?
and he called me up, he said, Greg, I've had a heart attack.
Sex after children.
In fact, the director, Prudence,
(PHONE RINGING)
Jack said he liked roast turkey so much
Dad. No, I want to make sure
(MIMICS FARTING)
Well, why did he scream so loud?
You're sandbagging this damn job and you know it.
with young children in the house?
on your speech last night and guess what?
Mmm-hmm.
First weekend I ever met him, he said to me, he said,
You know, still get him.
Because this is no laughing matter, Greg.
The guy has issues, honey.
Aw.
You know when prison guards learn the most
Early humans do need guidance.
Yeah, Jack, everything's all right.
but Greg's got him settled down, okay.
Dad. What's that hole?
It's Kevin, everybody.
You're not gonna erase my son's memory.
to keep the heart rate down during intercourse.
I'll be right there.
I know as long as we're together, I'll never get lost.
Okay. Okay.
All right. Gregory,
Kevin, you are a lovely young man
GREG: Hey.
Welcome, parents.
long time ago, back in the olden days, to identify their family.
Oh, is there? I didn't know that.
Greg.
I'm watching you right now.
Yeah. Yeah.
"I wish I knew."
You won't believe it. I'm in Seville, Spain.
I do, right here! Right here!
so Bob sought sexual fulfillment outside the marriage.
and she just... She threw it on the ground and said no.
as you pleaded your innocence.
Hey, everybody. Hello. Kevin.
You're a super dad.
Oh, of course.
You can make tons of dough for, like, one speech.
There's a cold front coming in.
Hi. Can I get a club soda and a margarita on the rocks with no salt?
I'm going to find Greg. I'm going to bring him home.
Okay. I'll be there.
Let's go swimming!
Thanks.
What is it, Grandpa Bernie?
Jack, you okay?