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- It will be funny. - Shut up. Stop it.
Okay. See? There's hope.
You know, ma'am,
- in your bathrobe with Gary. - Yeah. We played backgammon.
and I will not work for less than 87 cents on the dollar.
It's... it's over.
an advance of $20 million, while yours...
from party girl to coke whore for cock, you know?
much better than sponging up jizz, right, Kent?
( laughs ) That's hilarious.
Thanks, Danny.
then, it's okay, I just won't run.
- Amen. - Shh.
- Spa. - The spa. Right.
Just tell me... No, no, I want that.
- Sorry. - It's called a deck.
It's complimentary.
( jingle plays )
Thank you.
because we are going to make Buddy Calhoun
is a debt that a president owes to history.
All my hair fell out, including my pubes, Dan.
Also, guess who I found outside.
Ma'am, you can't run for president.
- ( sobbing ) - What?
you were really on the razor's edge there for a while.
- Mike? - Madam President.
- Oh, my God. - Nice. Okay. Bye.
Just forget it.
- Excuse me. - Richard, come in.
- ( Music blaring on radio ) - Selina: Son of a Sam.
which is a tragedy.
- You were great, ma'am. - Thank you, Richard.
This is a really nice...
'cause we are going to drag this state into the 20th century.
This is really great.
I will absolutely not do this.
Yes, I am, sweetie. I am your father.
- What's going on with the speeches? - Let's see.
Yeah. I got it. And I don't think we ever discussed salary.
Oh, look what... look.
- About the gang bang thing? - Oh.
- That's right, I said 20th. ( Buddy chuckles )
No, no, no. It's okay.
Be careful 'cause that cabinet's valuable.