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Come on. Classic comedy, my friend.
but the last couple of days have been so messed up and confusing,
It's never smart to get in the middle of a relationship.
- A trapeze? - Yeah. Photoshop. You can do anything.
- and everybody cracked up. - Why are you telling me this?
I remember my one lip being on top of your lip,
There are many things we can't control, no matter how strong we might be...
J.D., I don't have a messenger monkey.
Thank you.
OK, J.D., why are we sitting up here?
I have to tell a story. In the seventh grade,
Oh, God, was that a blink? Excuse me.
And sure enough, that little lady gives me the waist hug from her wheelchair.
You see?
It's a clean start for us.
- Can I get a look at that mole? - No. No.
But I set the clock ahead an hour so I wouldn't be late.
Hold on, buddy!
My kid's got a forehead full of stitches from leaping off the jungle gym.
He did, cos he wasn't listening.
Look crazy.
Woodiness.
No, I'm serious.