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Careful of the wet floor. You're pregnant.
¶ And red is good and yellow is good ¶
Well, I'm not very good at math. Y-You lost me.
in my own kitchen?
to afford satellite radio.
¶ And clip whatever you want. ¶
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about, Peter.
And who will we get to direct?
MIDWESTERN MOM: Oh, that's too high, Alex.
Uh, n-no. No, thank you.
(cheering)
I'm not sure what you have done.
Wow, we did it.
the books of John Grisham.
(whispers): Are you here?
-all the time? -Oh, yeah,
It's... Aah!
Yeah, I don't want to call this a movie.
-Damn it, Lois. I can't take this! -(ringing stops)
(siren wailing)
I thought so, too, Peter.
You like that, right on the mug?
and an overly sexualized work environment.
(straining)
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
So, Dad, are you excited for your first day
All right, boys, get me up to speed.
Thank you, Peter.
Well, I just got off the phone with the electronics store.
-There is a knock at the... -(laughs)
Hi. So, is this your break time?
(quietly): Here we go.
Our Kickstarter...
trying to watch porn on sites
for the three grand we need.
You should meet my frumpy daughter.
Okay, welcome to the first official table read
-(phone rings) -Good morning.
You heard me.
Brian, you're just showing your ignorance.