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I failed Rome, was a less‐than‐perfect father.
Gentlemen, today you have the honor
No, I'm not going to run.
with much land, but no ox to plow it.
Wha?!
(scoffs) The only way we're leaving this place
CURATOR: Over the next ten years,
Plus, I like the way your pecs dance
If Rome had kept worshipping us, everything would have been fine.
and I've got a belly full of hot figs. (heaves)
boldly lead us into the future.
and his new work friends
Bickering most tragic.
(booing)
I'd do anything to be a senator.
Sitting there all day,
But it chiseled young Obeseus into quite
Wait, what training program?
(grumbles)
to the more prosperous side of town.
Aw, slaves? You shouldn't ha...
♪ You're all invited, so right this way ♪
(yawns)
As a matter of fact, I just curated
What more do you want?
then I'll totally free you.
could help us work out our issues.
so he got to be good at business.
‐(grunts) ‐(whimpers)
They got to start cutting you guys into smaller pieces.
(gasps) Lady Majora.
but Obeseus was fatter.
- Mellow and yellow. - (laughs)
(giggles) These old things?
Obeseus, we gave you the idea that made you rich.
Crowdsourcing a streaming service, eh?
for a bountiful harvest by draining the blood
(grunts)
I just don't want to do anything to earn it.
Father, we have to get you out of the city.
Well, if it isn't the champion of Rome himself.