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Oh, it's some dumb career development thing
What could be more liberating than marriage?
For ambition was the force that built the Roman Empire
‐(huffs) ‐(huffs)
We were covering for you, jackass.
- Yeah! - (cheering)
I swore a sacred oath to free them.
but he knew how to be an ox.
I can't believe the emperor didn't even come to my party.
It lets those pesky Christians know they aren't going to win
Hurry, and you can still escape.
Why is the store closed?
The die was cast.
I can no longer be your emperor.
the young couple began their rise to power...
For once in your life,
Once again, bickering in public
Can't be too careful these days.
you give slave owners a bad name.
I now realize...
CURATOR: Bartigula was fast,
Oh, my little vestal non‐virgin,
CURATOR: And, so, in choosing greed over loyalty,
Does anyone think it was weird that Dad killed me?
(sighs) You guys think we'll ever be free again?
You always get so worked up whenever you watch the mortals.
Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
(sing‐songy): Swish and slash and spin and kick
He's never gonna free us.