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I just want to look perfect for your citizenship interview.
You've seen me play Mario Kart.
yet really, you fell in love with me at first sight.
Yes, and also that I... you know...
I was sitting with my college roommate, Honey...
I will need he or she to accompany me.
Okay, it says here your first entry into the U.S.
I told him shop closed after two.
I was busy being sick from the waist down.
Can it wait?
It was magical.
Not even a Yukon with rims?
So, I went down to the immigration office in Baltimore
Basically all white people look the same to her.
And I'm a dumped man's rebound bride.
that enrich our nation."
Yes. Then it wasn't shrimp, it was octopus.
I was so upset, I cried all the way back to my dorm room.
Now who's keeping secrets?
until the rotten octopus of fate
Driftwood.
and my Student Visa runs out in a week.
Getting my citizenship, moving to Orlando, Eddie's first word.
and Honey was giving me a tour of the teacher's lounge.
You proposed several times, I said no,
I like that about you.
You know Grandma's home.
Emery, I know we've had our differences over the years,
on a lowly Specialty Occupation Visa
I'll grab my motion-sickness pills.
Three words. Teacher training day.
Whatever.