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Can you keep an eye on the boys?
Or even better... Hobos!
No, we have a 20-minute grace period.
I, Jessica, take you, the United States of America,
that I could never be part of such a corrupt profession.
Déjà vu.
Yes, and that is so much worse than what I did.
That's from "Do the Right Thing."
I'm so embarrassed.
Men. Changing the narrative.
Okay, so we'll start at the mall, pick up Alison,
And I'm a citizen because
Yes. Obviously, yes.
why would I have proposed to you so many times?
All right, I'll just have what Sandy's having.
Dude.
Wait, I thought Honey was a teacher at the school you... oh.
I just met the man I'm going to marry
_
Why do you have to romanticize everything?
It was a hot night in Brooklyn,
Great. Thanks.
from the first moment we met,
Remember when we got your green card?
No, you know what?
so that when I did say yes,
It was just simple property damage.
I'm sorry. That's not my problem.
Oh, please, it's just a piece of an old canoe.
It was at that moment I realized
Well, I have everything I need.
You can use your AAA card for discounts on the road.
Why should I waste my talent and my work ethic
Why? Because she dumped you?
Yes.