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Did you only agree to marry me so you could get a green card?
Yes. I will marry you.
For you, maybe.
and I know for a fact that it was octopus
We just need you to confirm
you wore me down, I said yes.
Can we please move on?
Oh, what?!
Ean lliminal record?!
who also then naturalized to become a citizen.
and then loop back to the dry cleaners,
What does Joan of Arc have...
Will you marry me?
♪ I can still hear you sayin' you would never break the ♪
and now you'll be an American butterfly.
I have no other way of staying in this country.
and laws of the United States of America
The immigration office is on the bad side of town,
♪ Never break the chain ♪
My Student Visa was about to expire
We bought a mini van.
We'll set the car on fire and blame it on vandals.
What are we gonna do?
Another one?
but you're the real MVP.
You've been a member since you were 2?
Hold that stamp!
Well, if you knew that, why did you let me keep talking?
See? You're doing it again.
but sometimes you really feel me, dawg.