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Neil and I are celebrating our two-week anniversary.
Oh, damn!
Hey, Mort. Lois and I are out on our date night.
No, I'm shoving them up my butt.
All right, Lois, I don't want this to ruin our date night, so I'll make it up to you.
Well, well, well, look at this, Meg.
I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
and I can't get in there 'cause somebody busted the lock.
You busy Saturday night?
Lois! Lois! Lois, get in here...
Finally. Look, Mom, I've had it. I am not baby-sitting anymore.
- Who, me? - Well, if not you, Lois, then who?
Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
All right, then. $12.43.
It seems today that all you see
I got your hat! Take that, hatless!
I didn't think it was gonna be this hard to choose a baby-sitter.
Meg, I wasn't doing anything. Mrs. Griffin was just... You're bending it.
Well, first let me thank you for answering the ad.
It was just... Oh, my God, LaDawn! What's that on your neck?
What was the point of all that?
Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island...