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I'm voting.
...Sir, you are a turd sandwich.
Don't worry, we'll free you.
I...
But we like being the Cows!
Yeah!
by eco-terrorists for the 47th time, we are going to change our school mascot.
The turd and the coin. And the lettuce, and the olives.
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
It's not up to you. You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
Or until you decide that voting is important.
Wisconsin Bernie voters who risked death to vote for him yesterday
Attention students, we have tallied your mascot nomination sheets,
Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites, you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
OPEN THE GATE!
Well, I just figured you'd vote for my guy! Who's fuckin' friend are you?!
Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd.
And I would like to thank all of the students and their parents for coming.
Nobody can beat a Cow! Let's gooo, South Park!
And then I'm gonna buy you a niiice steak dinner with all the trimmings.
You misled him, fat ass!
You can't run from a.38, go ahead and try!
Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a... giant douche represent them.
What the? They're all dead? Well, that means...
Giant Douche is your man!