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When I was driving up here to the clinic,
What have I done?
Even then, though... Ugh, hard maybe.
That's why I'm glad you stopped drinking.
This is seriously the best turkey I've ever had, Bonnie.
I tapped a maple tree and milked a cow.
No, just humming.
(indistinct chatter)
I think you need to get your affairs in order.
Uh, no thanks, I'm about to kill myself.
Oh, also, you can have my penis enlarging machine.
Holy crap.
I can tell just by looking at you
Depends. (laughs)
This ball is nuts.
A joke that good doesn't celebrate just one birthday.
to push me over the edge."
Wow, thank you!
Bonnie's? You saying I've been eatin' at Bonnie's?
and went to a writer's retreat.
‐Yeah. ‐H. JON BENJAMIN: You guys used to be on at 9:00,
I told you that in confidence!
Anyway, Lois, I think it's a non‐starter tonight.
And you're telling me why?
What's for dinner?
I get to meet the Philadelphia Flyer's mascot, Gritty!
but that's profound.
Huge, if true.
Hi, everyone, Peter Griffin.
(growling)
I've just been so nervous about these test results.
'Cause Brian's old now
that you're eating more than that.
Oh, oh, they're beautiful.
(running footsteps)
Sorry, old joke.
You don't have a terminal illness.